Relationshit
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♞ Basically I know you exist and you don't bother me
♞♞ I drop you a line now and then; you're a'ight
♞♞♞ You're cool peoples
♞♞♞♞ We're real fucking tight
♞♞♞♞♞ I'd get my legs crushed for you. Again
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♘ Kinda annoying me here
♘♘ We're talking thorn in my side material
♘♘♘ Upgrading that to a knife in my side
♘♘♘♘ Now it's a fucking katana also it's in my face
♘♘♘♘♘ I fucking despise you. Look at that. You made me feel feelings
CANON relationshit
ROSE LALONDE
♞♞♞♞♞
queen of perfume scented snarky horseshit
so basically one of my best friends
JOHN EGBERT
♞♞♞♞♞
this kid is a massive fucking goober but thats what makes him awesome
my best bro
nic cage still sucks
JADE HARLEY
♞♞♞♞♞
its fucking jade man
shes my girl
enough said
BRO/BRADJAMIN/FUCKFACE STRIDER
♞♞♞♞♞
my big bro slash paradox dad slash manchild guardian
pretty much the coolest guy i know hands fucking down
dont tell him that cause ill never hear the end of it
KARKAT VANTAS TERMINATED
♞♞♞
knightbros i guess
owe him after the piggyback to end all piggybacks
first i gotta teach him how to work a goddamn bowtie
TAVROS NITRAM
♞♞
hes like this weird awkward itchy fungus
just keeps fucking growing on me
♘
hes still an itchy fungus goddamn
KANAYA MARYAM
♞♞
shes all up in everyones business but someones gotta be
TEREZI PYROPE
♘♘♘
blind bitch
killed john
VRISKA SERKET
♘♘♘
half blind bitch
got john and rose to fucking explode
cyborgs are kind of cool though
GAMZEE MAKARA
♞♞
troll stoner dude
pretty tight actually
but dude seriously stay away from sinister carnivals i dont give a shit what your hearts telling you
ERIDAN AMPORA
♞ lame gothy supervillian
dont talk to this one much
JACK FUCKING NOIR
♘♘
♞♞♞♞
its complicated but hes actually fucking sorry for gimping me
cant say i hate the guy
dont think he hates me for real either i mean i keep saving his sorry ass
still an asshole though
FACILITY relationshit
FAI D FLOURITE
♞♞♞
someone knocked his ass up
i get to be the goddamn godfather up in this bitch
WIND WHISTLER
♞♞♞♞
shes pastel and shes soft and shes a pony
end of story
MEDIC MCTITS
♞♞♞♞
tits knockers funbags chesticles
motherfucking jugs man
oh right shes also my medic and shes pretty fucking good at it
HELION
♞♞
this chicks everywhere lately shit
but shes watching out for my team so props to her
AOYAGI SEIMEI TERMINATED
♘
catman with a stick lodged up his ass
SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS
♘
stop
fucking
staring
at
me
ROXAS
♞♞
have you seen this guys hair its fucking insane
also he healed jade after spider shenanigans so hes tight
ALMA KARMA
♞♞
little dude
im gonna show him how to be a bro
KITE TERMINATED
♞♞♞
yes kite were underwater
we fucking noticed
youre lucky youre almost as goobery as egbert oh my god
RAMONA FLOWERS
♞♞♞
shes pretty good at punking jack
were a badass team
kind of cagey but what the fuck else is new
♞ Basically I know you exist and you don't bother me
♞♞ I drop you a line now and then; you're a'ight
♞♞♞ You're cool peoples
♞♞♞♞ We're real fucking tight
♞♞♞♞♞ I'd get my legs crushed for you. Again
- - - - - - -
♘ Kinda annoying me here
♘♘ We're talking thorn in my side material
♘♘♘ Upgrading that to a knife in my side
♘♘♘♘ Now it's a fucking katana also it's in my face
♘♘♘♘♘ I fucking despise you. Look at that. You made me feel feelings
CANON relationshit
ROSE LALONDE
♞♞♞♞♞
queen of perfume scented snarky horseshit
so basically one of my best friends
JOHN EGBERT
♞♞♞♞♞
this kid is a massive fucking goober but thats what makes him awesome
my best bro
nic cage still sucks
JADE HARLEY
♞♞♞♞♞
its fucking jade man
shes my girl
enough said
BRO/BRADJAMIN/FUCKFACE STRIDER
♞♞♞♞♞
my big bro slash paradox dad slash manchild guardian
pretty much the coolest guy i know hands fucking down
dont tell him that cause ill never hear the end of it
KARKAT VANTAS TERMINATED
♞♞♞
knightbros i guess
owe him after the piggyback to end all piggybacks
first i gotta teach him how to work a goddamn bowtie
TAVROS NITRAM
♞♞
hes like this weird awkward itchy fungus
just keeps fucking growing on me
♘
hes still an itchy fungus goddamn
KANAYA MARYAM
♞♞
shes all up in everyones business but someones gotta be
TEREZI PYROPE
♘♘♘
blind bitch
killed john
VRISKA SERKET
♘♘♘
half blind bitch
got john and rose to fucking explode
cyborgs are kind of cool though
GAMZEE MAKARA
♞♞
troll stoner dude
pretty tight actually
but dude seriously stay away from sinister carnivals i dont give a shit what your hearts telling you
ERIDAN AMPORA
♞ lame gothy supervillian
dont talk to this one much
JACK FUCKING NOIR
♘♘
♞♞♞♞
its complicated but hes actually fucking sorry for gimping me
cant say i hate the guy
dont think he hates me for real either i mean i keep saving his sorry ass
still an asshole though
FACILITY relationshit
FAI D FLOURITE
♞♞♞
someone knocked his ass up
i get to be the goddamn godfather up in this bitch
WIND WHISTLER
♞♞♞♞
shes pastel and shes soft and shes a pony
end of story
MEDIC MCTITS
♞♞♞♞
tits knockers funbags chesticles
motherfucking jugs man
oh right shes also my medic and shes pretty fucking good at it
HELION
♞♞
this chicks everywhere lately shit
but shes watching out for my team so props to her
AOYAGI SEIMEI TERMINATED
♘
catman with a stick lodged up his ass
SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS
♘
stop
fucking
staring
at
me
ROXAS
♞♞
have you seen this guys hair its fucking insane
also he healed jade after spider shenanigans so hes tight
ALMA KARMA
♞♞
little dude
im gonna show him how to be a bro
KITE TERMINATED
♞♞♞
yes kite were underwater
we fucking noticed
youre lucky youre almost as goobery as egbert oh my god
RAMONA FLOWERS
♞♞♞
shes pretty good at punking jack
were a badass team
kind of cagey but what the fuck else is new