A postcard from your friend

[ironjester]

Dear Waits (Jamie) and Foxcon (Mark),

Just arrived in Northrend. It's really fucking cold, but the whiskey helps. See you soon. Noobs.

Your Friend
                                                                   Gultana

Comments

[tminus5]

mark needs to fix his talent tree, or he is going to get eaten alive in northrend.

[thewrath]

im still working my way to 80 nub. i can quest in my sleep and literally did that last night.
zomg i should cut and paste 'best [insert class] build' from teh forumz!111

btw

[thewrath]

fixed

Re: btw

[tminus5]

werd big bird

[drivesnorth]

Dear noobs,

My guild has downed 2 drake Sarth and is working on 3 drake Sarth. I have almost full T7 (some T7.5) minus a pesky blue trinket and ring. My dps is 3500-4500 depending on buffs. Get to 80 and start raiding already! Power level, bitches! 25 man Naxx already feels like Karazahn. You guys need to step it up.

Love,

The Night Elf Rogue of Your Dreams

[ironjester]

dear pro

Gultana 2.0, the orc warrior, is on his second month of life. He's been spending most of his time PLing in order to reach Northrend. Had my good friend and arena mate Reflekt, aka Tanner Ryan, not moved to the dirty south and discovered the beauty of women (netting himself a gf), I'm sure Gultana 1.0, the NE rogue, would be well up there. But alas, one rogue and PUGs can only do so much. Therefore I must pull myself up, re roll, tank some UK, and plow ahead.

Give Gultana 2.0 some time, I'm sure he'll be the Orc Warrior of your dreams, or an incubus, or a complete flop. Whatever works for you.

p.s. it is a shame we aren't in the same battle group, we would have loved so much to meet at the arena and catch up.

in all seriousness though, gj and gratz on the successful raiding. Right now im just focusing on hitting 80 and switching to Prot so i can carry my weight and hopefully reach the position that you and your crew are at.

Love,
Some chump in greens

[drivesnorth]

What's your /played on Gultana 2.0? That's some wicked good PLing, I must say. But then again Rudexgirl is from a time when leveling was 30% more xp per level. I'm leveling a DK named Evilshelly (I thought of Mark) now and it's sooo much better than before- blizz finally did something right when they reduced the xp per level again.

So listen, if rolling horde is only okay and you guys don't find a good progression guild, please experiment with Alliance and make a toon on my server. I'll help you guys out and get you geared and into the best Alliance guild on the server. Trust me when I say the game gets boring when you can only pug half the heroic instances with a bunch of people who squashed the backs of their shoes down with their heels instead of working their heels all the way into their shoes.

Prot warriors are OP and super useful in heroic OS. I'm sure you'll be a great tank when you grow up (and get out of greens omg at least do quest chains that give you blues).

<3

[ironjester]

rudexgirl? evilshelly?

how do you ever come up with these names for yourself?
and it is A LOT easier to level now, almost too easy. I remember leveling my NE rogue to 60 before AQ even came out, and it was long and hard. That's how i was able to PL my warrior so fast. i have yet to check out my /played, but thats probably not a really good representation because i leave my guy logged on a lot of times while i watch something on tv or go get food. honestly it might be around 3 months because i leveled him to about mid 20s a long time ago in about a week or so, so honestly 2 months of leveling might be an exaggeration.

Right now we're planning on doing a lot of shit with tim and his friends, which and we have a really good foundation of fun players, and hopefully we can ride the coat tails of some larger guilds to run 25 mans.

[aluminumcranium]

I find reading about WoW and reading people talking about WoW more interesting than playing it.

[nib]

I came.

[the_hairy_one]

i totally concur.

[infraredweasel]

Almost makes me want to transfer my Mage to start hunting you guys, but the thought of buying WotLK and just resubscribing to that game makes me bored already.