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[ironlass]

((oo: Takes place Thursday night to Friday morning I guess. ))

[ Do you know what you do when you find out someone is an imposter? You lure them into your room with the promise of cake. You open the door for them and invite them in. Then you hit them on the head with your bass guitar hard enough to knock them out for most of the day. And then

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[hamburellakind]

FFFFUCK.

I'M HUNGRY...

I THINK THAT'S WHAT THIS IS. I MEAN. MY STOMACH FEELS. WEIRD.

YEAH I'M HUNGRY.

AND SLEEPY.

FFUUUCKKKK.

[hamburellakind]

I DIDN'T HAVE TO TRY VERY HARD SO THIS IS MOSTLY ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.

[He's going to try gnawing at his ropes now.]

[urnewkingbitch]

Yeah, I think so.

{He shrugs.]

That was his decision, 'n Egbert you need to stop chewin' on the ropes like a wild animal. I heard its bad for your digestive system.

[ironlass]

[ She opens her mouth to say something to John, but then shuts it. He's... right. ]

"If he wants to try eating the rope, let him!"

[hamburellakind]

BUT THEY'RE SO ITCHY. AND I NEED TO PEE. WHAT IF MY PENIS EXPLODES, JADE? WHAT THEN? I'LL BE A WOMAN AND IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT.

[urnewkingbitch]

Nah, you'll just be a dude without his junk. Like we castrated you without havin' to do any of the work.

What do you think, Harley? Should we just give him a cup or somethin'?

[ironlass]

"Umm.."

[ The cup thing is pretty..gross. So, she goes to untie John. ]

"If you run away I will hit you again!"

[hamburellakind]

I'M TOO TIRED TO RUN.

[But he does run to the bathroom. And pee loudly.]

AAAAAAAAWWWW YEEEEEAH.

[urnewkingbitch]

...You goin' to try findin' Egbert in the mirrors at some point, Harley?

[ironlass]

[ She nods and goes to her closet to get a green marker. ]

"I hope this works.."

[ She writes on the mirror "john?", ignoring mJohn's..outbursts in the bathroom. ]

[hamburellakind]

[Real John has been watching, treating this like an amazing mix of a reality show and an action movie. And now there's AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION!

So here's his response:]

hi jade!
you're doing really good with him!
sorry he's so like that!

[And from the bathroom:]

I AM SO GLAD MY PENIS DIDN'T BURST.

[urnewkingbitch]

[Oh God. Dave can't help a wee bit of a sarcastic response to Mirror John.]

Amazin', a tragedy has been averted.

[Hell, he figures that Harley can have her moment making sure John's okay, and Dave can deal with the mirror.]

[ironlass]

[ She gives out a sigh of relief. This made her feel soooo much better. She keeps writing. ]

are you ok???
im so sorry i thought he was you!!
:(

[hamburellakind]

[Mirror John is, for once, not taking advantage of his almost nakedness and all that to screw with Dave. It's almost as if he can't even think of that.

He's a lot duller without cake.

So instead he just kind of wanders back out and grabs onto Dave's head.]

ALLOW ME TO SNIFF YOUR HEAD.

[Real John responds:]

yeah
these other yous aren't so bad!
not you guys, obviously
but they aren't mean
(i think they like me better than him)
and don't be sorry
i don't think you guys could help it
technically they are the real things now
i guess
:(

[ironlass]

[ Oh. Oh poor Dave. But, he can take care of himself. ]

your mirror is kind of..crazy!!
and a little mean..
i dont know about my mirror but i know daves is reaaaally nice!
you should say hi for me unless he is there already
than he is probably seeing this??
i dont know!
we need to get you back 8(

[hamburellakind]

he's not here right now!
so i will tell him hi
and um
i don't know if i can come back!
if the mirrors won the right to be real things
doesn't that mean i'm not real anymore????