o11. [text] This Is Totally Dave Why Would You Think Otherwise

[ironlass]

[ It looks like Jade has decided to pretend to be a certain friend of hers today. Hmmm. ]

sup sup sup wonderland im dave strider

Comments

[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

Jade, I think perhaps these shenanigans are hinting at a deeper desire. Perhaps, and I hope you do not take offense at this hypothesis, your desire to "become Dave" is at its heart the most simple and primal of penis envies.

Do you want a penis, Jade? Perhaps this is not the best way to go about attempting to achieve one.

[hamburellakind]

I believe the word you are looking for is "light".

[urnewkingbitch]

..........

[hamburellakind]

...Light. The word is "light".

He's having too much fun with this.

[urnewkingbitch]

...............

NO SUCH THING.

[hamburellakind]

Light. Light. Light. Light. Light.
it's light
the answer is light
stop dotting at me dave!!!!

LAST BIT OF DOTS

[urnewkingbitch]

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[hamburellakind]

you are such a
Er.
You are a massive pain in my patootie.

[urnewkingbitch]

...
light B)

[If John was here, he'd have been gifted with a pure, angelically innocent expression on Dave's face as he trolled the shit out of him.]

[hamburellakind]

How fantastically clever, StriderasHarley.

[ironlass]

wow jade your jokes are..........out of this world!!

[urnewkingbitch]

i can...........
see that B)

[hamburellakind]

You're both childish. You are lucky I love John so much and he loves you so much.

[ironlass]

does that mean you want to marry him you are supposed to marry him you know the chart says so
mwah mwah

[urnewkingbitch]

but doesnt that mean WE have to get married dave?

[hamburellakind]

Perhaps I will. Jade, you will have to be my maid of honor. Get your prettiest dress.