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[irontailfratley]

Ha I put strawberries in my spaghetti and my mom reacted like I told her I was gay

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[ianor_almighty]

D:

Delicious + delicious does not always make delicious!

D: (this one is especially aghast, as if my son told me he was gay for strawberries)

[irontailfratley]

rong again Flanders

haemodynamic Paske

[platitudes_r_us]

A nerd brandished is an oncology court-martialed.

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[irontailfratley]

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with fuck children. later at night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV but she could not watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want fuck children watching too much garbage). So she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in fuck parents' room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the owl statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an owl statue" the children and

Re: haemodynamic Paske

[fozwalla]

Who wrote that originally?

Re: haemodynamic Paske

[irontailfratley]

King Solomon lol