RP log ~ Percival
In which Shakespeare!Percival continues to try courting Mamie and leaves chocolates and flowers at the café counter, Mamie believes Albert put Percival up to it, and Mamie is at a loss for how to respond after Percival turns lovey-dovey.
But, of course, it really is all Albert's fault. >:3
Percy: *leaving his room grinning to himself, in the mood for mischeif*
Mamie: *has emerged from the horrors of restocking the supply room, which is why she's been away lately* *dusts her hands off*
Percy: *smiles on his way to the cafe with something in his hands*
Danie Blight: (Mamie must not see him! :O)
Mamie: *suddenly catches sight of a BEETLE that somehow survived the winter cold and turns around to smush the living daylights out of it*
Danie Blight: (Hahaha :D Smooth Lisa <3)
LAC768: (OHhhh yeah~)
Percy: *appears at the cafe like magic and quickly places beautiful flowers and chocolates on the counter, then moving to hide in the trees opposite her, so as not to be seen*
Mamie: *smushes the crap out of the beetle and turns around to clean her spatula* Heheh, that showed hi--huh? o_O
Percy: *stays silent in the trees, waiting for her to say something*
Mamie: Well whaddya know. *puts her hand on her hip* Flowers in January. Weird.
LAC768: (*facedesk*)
Danie Blight: (Haha :D They can be artificial you know, Mamie!!!)
LAC768: (Suikoden has artificial flowers?)
Danie Blight: (Does now :DDD Sorry T_T)
Mamie: *eyes the candy suspiciously* ....My countertops don't spontaneously generate candy. ¬¬
Percy: *smiles in the unknowness of the woodlands :DD* :D
LAC768: (Ohhh, slick~)
Danie Blight: (O_o)
Mamie: *picks up the box and inspects it* ....Ah hah! I KNEW it. *evil smirk*
Percy: *wonders if she knows that its him, but hopes not*
Mamie: *shakes her head and tsks* To think he'd go so low...I'm kinda' disappointed.
Percy: O_o;;;
Percy: *feels rather stupid now*
Mamie: *smirks* What a moron. If Albert thinks he can poison me with bogus chocolates before our cook-off, he's gotta 'nuther thing comin'.
Percy: *rolls over laughing in the woods, then steps out* Out of yonder... woods I aproach my one true love once again <3 *walks forward*
Mamie: *swivels around and stares, then looks back down at the box in her hands* ...Okay, out with it.
Percy: A friendly gesture my love, to show that I am always thinking of you <3333 *walks closer and leans on the counter* Such beauty *_*
Mamie: ¬¬ How much did th'bastard pay you t'leave the tainted chocolates?
Percy: *shocked* Such harsh words, my love. Nobody pays me to show my love.
Danie Blight: (I am no good at this poetry thing XDDD)
Mamie: Then Albert must'a been pretty convincin', if that's where your preferences lie.
LAC768: (It's AMAZING, no matter how good or bad you think it is~ >D)
Percy: I know not of an Albert, only of my love. Who I will have as my own <333 *looks into her eyes and has that dreamy look on his face*
Mamie: *rolls her eyes* What th'hell are you on? 'You've been eatin' Nanami's cookin', haven't you?
LAC768: (Ohmygod, Dazed!Percy is SQUEELICIOUS.)
Percy: You cannot see that my love is true?! It is unclouded!
Mamie: *leans over the counter in his face* Look, Romeo, I'm not eating chocolates from Albert--poisoned or not.
Percy: I know of no Albert *leans in* They are from me, my love, and me only *is SO evily tempted to kiss her*
LAC768: (OHMYGOD, I think it would break poor Pahn's heart~ >:3)
Danie Blight: (does pahn like her?)
LAC768: (Uh, YEAH. >__>)
Danie Blight: (Hahaha Sweet >:D)
Mamie: *stares unblinkingly back with frank sarcasm* Albert Silverbutt. You must know him.
Percy: I know of nobody but my one true love <33 *dazed look* My only love *is getting more tempted*
Danie Blight: (She would KILL him if he did)
LAC768: (I think she'd be shocked; I doubt anyone's ever kissed her before. Then she'd regress into denial. THEN she'd kill him.)
Danie Blight: (Hahaha :D)
Mamie: *smacks him off the side of the head with her spatula* Man, they gave you a heavy dose of whatever it was Albert drugged you with.
Percy: *stays still* I have told thee, I know of no other. *leans in and pecks her on the lips, then glazes over* <33333
Mamie: *face blanks out*
Percy: *swooshes backwards in a zigzag motion* My love has such soft lips :3 Such grace <33
Mamie: ..... *blank expression*
Percy: *twirls a little then takes a seat in the furthest away chair, looking all happy*
Danie Blight: (Percy you dolt! *slaps*)
LAC768: (Danie, you have officially KILLED me AND made my day~)
Danie Blight: (Yay? XD)
LAC768: (YES YAY)
LAC768: (I can't wait to create all sorts of horribly evil conflict now~)
Danie Blight: (Between who?)
LAC768: (Anyone I can~ >D)
Danie Blight: (XDDD)
Mamie: *touches her face numbly* .... *lashes out and smushes the already dead beetle on the countertop*
Danie Blight: (Eee O_O Has she turned violent cause of the kiss?)
Percy: *has little love hearts floating above his head*
LAC768: (Haha, naw, she just needs to take out her shock on something)
Danie Blight: (I see xDDD)
Mamie: *puts up the "On Lunch Break" sign, even though it's well past lunch-time, and storms away to the icebox*
LAC768: (Mamie, you're a moron. >__>)
Percy: *sees the distess and walks to the countertop, grinning evily then follows, putting on his very fooling loved face* :3
Mamie: *takes out an ice cube from the icebox and eats it* ¬¬ I'm on my lunch break. Whaddya want?
Percy: *swooshes up to her and smiles* My love :3 Are you alright? :P
Mamie: *blank expression* I'm sorry--no one who works at my café goes by that name.
Percy: *giggle* My petal, you are my one true love <3 *gives her a rather sweet hug*
Mamie: *freezes up* ...
Danie Blight: (Slap him, Lisa... He is being a geek)
LAC768: (But it's SQUEELICIOUS~!!)
Danie Blight: (Hah ^^;;-)
Mamie: *regains her senses and smacks the side of his head with her spatula* Go take a cold shower, you twit. >/////<
Percy: *staggers back slightly* B-but... My love ... I... *facefault* I.. *leaves, muttering to himself* My love she... she... she is being BLACKMAILED!!!! XO *walks out and stands in the snow*
LAC768: (He thinks someone put her up to fwapping him?! >D)
Danie Blight: (Yeah xDDD He is sooo convinced that someone is not alloweing her to love him)
Danie Blight: (well, him kidding though :D Its fun >:-))
LAC768: (I love this to bits. >3)
Danie Blight: (*dies*)
But, of course, it really is all Albert's fault. >:3
Percy: *leaving his room grinning to himself, in the mood for mischeif*
Mamie: *has emerged from the horrors of restocking the supply room, which is why she's been away lately* *dusts her hands off*
Percy: *smiles on his way to the cafe with something in his hands*
Danie Blight: (Mamie must not see him! :O)
Mamie: *suddenly catches sight of a BEETLE that somehow survived the winter cold and turns around to smush the living daylights out of it*
Danie Blight: (Hahaha :D Smooth Lisa <3)
LAC768: (OHhhh yeah~)
Percy: *appears at the cafe like magic and quickly places beautiful flowers and chocolates on the counter, then moving to hide in the trees opposite her, so as not to be seen*
Mamie: *smushes the crap out of the beetle and turns around to clean her spatula* Heheh, that showed hi--huh? o_O
Percy: *stays silent in the trees, waiting for her to say something*
Mamie: Well whaddya know. *puts her hand on her hip* Flowers in January. Weird.
LAC768: (*facedesk*)
Danie Blight: (Haha :D They can be artificial you know, Mamie!!!)
LAC768: (Suikoden has artificial flowers?)
Danie Blight: (Does now :DDD Sorry T_T)
Mamie: *eyes the candy suspiciously* ....My countertops don't spontaneously generate candy. ¬¬
Percy: *smiles in the unknowness of the woodlands :DD* :D
LAC768: (Ohhh, slick~)
Danie Blight: (O_o)
Mamie: *picks up the box and inspects it* ....Ah hah! I KNEW it. *evil smirk*
Percy: *wonders if she knows that its him, but hopes not*
Mamie: *shakes her head and tsks* To think he'd go so low...I'm kinda' disappointed.
Percy: O_o;;;
Percy: *feels rather stupid now*
Mamie: *smirks* What a moron. If Albert thinks he can poison me with bogus chocolates before our cook-off, he's gotta 'nuther thing comin'.
Percy: *rolls over laughing in the woods, then steps out* Out of yonder... woods I aproach my one true love once again <3 *walks forward*
Mamie: *swivels around and stares, then looks back down at the box in her hands* ...Okay, out with it.
Percy: A friendly gesture my love, to show that I am always thinking of you <3333 *walks closer and leans on the counter* Such beauty *_*
Mamie: ¬¬ How much did th'bastard pay you t'leave the tainted chocolates?
Percy: *shocked* Such harsh words, my love. Nobody pays me to show my love.
Danie Blight: (I am no good at this poetry thing XDDD)
Mamie: Then Albert must'a been pretty convincin', if that's where your preferences lie.
LAC768: (It's AMAZING, no matter how good or bad you think it is~ >D)
Percy: I know not of an Albert, only of my love. Who I will have as my own <333 *looks into her eyes and has that dreamy look on his face*
Mamie: *rolls her eyes* What th'hell are you on? 'You've been eatin' Nanami's cookin', haven't you?
LAC768: (Ohmygod, Dazed!Percy is SQUEELICIOUS.)
Percy: You cannot see that my love is true?! It is unclouded!
Mamie: *leans over the counter in his face* Look, Romeo, I'm not eating chocolates from Albert--poisoned or not.
Percy: I know of no Albert *leans in* They are from me, my love, and me only *is SO evily tempted to kiss her*
LAC768: (OHMYGOD, I think it would break poor Pahn's heart~ >:3)
Danie Blight: (does pahn like her?)
LAC768: (Uh, YEAH. >__>)
Danie Blight: (Hahaha Sweet >:D)
Mamie: *stares unblinkingly back with frank sarcasm* Albert Silverbutt. You must know him.
Percy: I know of nobody but my one true love <33 *dazed look* My only love *is getting more tempted*
Danie Blight: (She would KILL him if he did)
LAC768: (I think she'd be shocked; I doubt anyone's ever kissed her before. Then she'd regress into denial. THEN she'd kill him.)
Danie Blight: (Hahaha :D)
Mamie: *smacks him off the side of the head with her spatula* Man, they gave you a heavy dose of whatever it was Albert drugged you with.
Percy: *stays still* I have told thee, I know of no other. *leans in and pecks her on the lips, then glazes over* <33333
Mamie: *face blanks out*
Percy: *swooshes backwards in a zigzag motion* My love has such soft lips :3 Such grace <33
Mamie: ..... *blank expression*
Percy: *twirls a little then takes a seat in the furthest away chair, looking all happy*
Danie Blight: (Percy you dolt! *slaps*)
LAC768: (Danie, you have officially KILLED me AND made my day~)
Danie Blight: (Yay? XD)
LAC768: (YES YAY)
LAC768: (I can't wait to create all sorts of horribly evil conflict now~)
Danie Blight: (Between who?)
LAC768: (Anyone I can~ >D)
Danie Blight: (XDDD)
Mamie: *touches her face numbly* .... *lashes out and smushes the already dead beetle on the countertop*
Danie Blight: (Eee O_O Has she turned violent cause of the kiss?)
Percy: *has little love hearts floating above his head*
LAC768: (Haha, naw, she just needs to take out her shock on something)
Danie Blight: (I see xDDD)
Mamie: *puts up the "On Lunch Break" sign, even though it's well past lunch-time, and storms away to the icebox*
LAC768: (Mamie, you're a moron. >__>)
Percy: *sees the distess and walks to the countertop, grinning evily then follows, putting on his very fooling loved face* :3
Mamie: *takes out an ice cube from the icebox and eats it* ¬¬ I'm on my lunch break. Whaddya want?
Percy: *swooshes up to her and smiles* My love :3 Are you alright? :P
Mamie: *blank expression* I'm sorry--no one who works at my café goes by that name.
Percy: *giggle* My petal, you are my one true love <3 *gives her a rather sweet hug*
Mamie: *freezes up* ...
Danie Blight: (Slap him, Lisa... He is being a geek)
LAC768: (But it's SQUEELICIOUS~!!)
Danie Blight: (Hah ^^;;-)
Mamie: *regains her senses and smacks the side of his head with her spatula* Go take a cold shower, you twit. >/////<
Percy: *staggers back slightly* B-but... My love ... I... *facefault* I.. *leaves, muttering to himself* My love she... she... she is being BLACKMAILED!!!! XO *walks out and stands in the snow*
LAC768: (He thinks someone put her up to fwapping him?! >D)
Danie Blight: (Yeah xDDD He is sooo convinced that someone is not alloweing her to love him)
Danie Blight: (well, him kidding though :D Its fun >:-))
LAC768: (I love this to bits. >3)
Danie Blight: (*dies*)