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[irot]

tell me a story!

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[inveigled]

What would you like to hear?

[needdepprehab]

Steve has a very nice penis.

the end.

[irot]

oh no, please don't tell me there is now a new mr. peepers

*shiver*

[__fortunefaded]

no, unfortunately steve and i arent like that.

[snappers]

there once was a girl who fancied a duck, the duck fancied a cow and the cow fancied the frog and the frog fancied the girl.

The girl married the duck but the duck had an affaire with the cow and the frog knocked the girl up the day before the wedding. The duck didnt care that the child looked like a frog because he was to busy fooling with the cow. The frog wanted to be in the childs life but the girl said no. that made the frog angry. So the frog took the cow away from the duck and the duck realized that his child wasnt his and the duck beat his wife(the girl) till she died
the moral of the story is
dont screw around with the frog, because frogs can jump and yoou can have little ugly frog children

[britishben]

"I had a cat once."
--P. Mahan

[irot]

ahhh! mahan rox sox.