so... alaska

so.. israel.

last night i dreamed that lindsay lohan lent me her panties and they were really ugly

my voice box fell out

i feel like one of those morbidly obese people who breathe hard trying to roll over and eventually their skin fuses to the sofa

1. the distance is not you. it is me, like always. and i just want to grab you and shake you and hug you and spend nights over and laugh and talk and scream without a voice that you have to bring me back again like you always do ( Read more... )

i ate three apples today

i think i will
turn into
an apple

have a happy birthday rebecca for it is your birthday

yesterday i saw this show about a modeling agency and two models were crying because they were too fat and now had to run twice a day instead of just once or they'd be fired, and i started crying too because life is too beautiful to not feel beautiful.

today a camper responded: "-because you're a big flip flop telephone wire head"