Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

[irreverse]

Someone told me recently that I'm always upbeat when I talk to them and it always cheers them up. Well, it's no big secret that I'm always upbeat because I only sign on when I'm feeling somewhat normal, which is to say fucking insane

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"Loo roll cozies," he says. Toilet. paper. cover. Don't front. Though "loo roll cover" is more fun to say. Rolls right off the tongue. Ew.

[strophae]

I'm sure you can find a monocle at a flea market or antique market there. I think you should get one--along a walking stick, because they're cool, and I'd carry one if I could.

Now, I've never tried an acapella version of Flash, but as kids we used to run around like idiots and lip synch to the record. Wookie doing that Dale line is wonderful, as it's the most important part of the song. Overly dramatic delivery of it is essential too.