I probably shouldn't have threatened to duct tape that kid to the door, huh?

Oh, you know what? I'm about to hand out nose jobs up in here. I don't want you to think that I hate the English because I don't, but if one more of these smug mother fuckers comes up here where they dump their problem child while they plan their next designer mini-me and gets in my face trying to tell me that I'm using too many "wild" techniques ( Read more... )

I'm looking forward to the festive season. It means threading popcorn on string and making paper chains, which means there is no coming up with things to do for the children. They don't call it construction paper here, they call it art paper. That's so Euro, so very. So, for a week at least I don't have to pore over my little workbooks and the ( Read more... )