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irubyoulongtime

Why do I have wifi access?

Jul 13, 2012 10:27

I would love to say that I stuck this landing, but that would deny history's most impressive wedgie. Some birds are getting too friendly with my hair, so if one of you that I've seen walking around could help me get out of this tree, it would be much appreciated ( Read more... )

parachute!fail, less is more

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featherbounce July 13 2012, 23:25:42 UTC

Oh goddammit.

irubyoulongtime July 13 2012, 23:31:41 UTC

Perhaps not sun poison after all.

featherbounce July 13 2012, 23:42:50 UTC

No, you've always been a little cracked in the head. I doubt the sun has improved anything.

irubyoulongtime July 13 2012, 23:50:47 UTC

So the birds are just adding to the existing damage?

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djzenzai July 14 2012, 13:36:44 UTC

Welcome to tennis limbo.

Do you still name your glasses?

irubyoulongtime July 14 2012, 18:16:58 UTC

Why thank you. Perhaps written invitations should be issued.

Maybel has a crack :(

djzenzai July 14 2012, 23:38:24 UTC

I'm sure you're totally heartbroken.

irubyoulongtime July 15 2012, 04:18:34 UTC

Heartbroken enough to inspire a few days worth of emo poetry.

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iamthekura July 14 2012, 23:38:19 UTC

I tried to go naked and everyone yelled at me.

kawaiiyukarin July 14 2012, 23:42:30 UTC

I'm fine if the hot guy wants to go naked, though. Just not you.

iamthekura July 14 2012, 23:58:58 UTC

I'm hot!

kawaiiyukarin July 15 2012, 00:05:53 UTC

YOU are my brother.

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derprinz July 15 2012, 20:31:26 UTC

I do not understand what a wedgie is...but I am hoping you are all right. There have been many people suddenly show up here.

irubyoulongtime July 15 2012, 22:37:42 UTC

A wedgie is a condition in which one has underwear/pants/parachute harness farther between one's ass cheeks than normally preferred. Fortunately, I survived unscathed.

derprinz July 15 2012, 23:32:37 UTC

Mein Gott!! This is a terrible thing for a man! I am so glad that you survived this terrible ordeal!!

irubyoulongtime July 15 2012, 23:35:52 UTC

Not that I mind Gott, but most people call me Yuushi.

As long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.

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island_hitman July 15 2012, 20:33:31 UTC

You aren't seeing things. And most of them are a tribe, but not all. I'm not any part of the moron brigade.

irubyoulongtime July 15 2012, 22:35:56 UTC

Then what brigade are you a part of?

island_hitman July 15 2012, 22:42:20 UTC

The Japanese Special Defense Forse, Special Forces squad Bravo Zulu Tango 3. Rank: sergent first class.

irubyoulongtime July 15 2012, 22:44:57 UTC

Oh my, you sound rather over qualified to be stationed on this island. Bravo Zulu Tango....Definitely a stripper's name somewhere.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

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