My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen. I like other stuff too, like cake and muffins and pizza and other stuff like that. When I grow up I want to be president of the world.
[he votes for the last book because it has a cool title :D]
Most of the time I want to punch Naruto in the face for being retarded.
But there are some times where he makes me laugh. Usually at him.
One of his more good qualities is that he is very honest. I don't think he has the capacity to lie to someone. And in a world full of untruthfulness, we really need more people like that.
I have little tolerance for stupidity, hipocrisy, and anything else that makes people look retarded. I'm the smartest kid in this entire school. EVERYONE ELSE IS AN IDIOT COMPARED TO ME INTELLECT-WISE, AND THEY KNOW IT. I SEE FIT TO REMIND THEM ON A DAILY BASIS.
So far my favorite class is History. Cooking class is a close second. I enjoy discussing politics, current events, music, art, and other intelligent topics.
Don't disappoint me Iruka-sensei. You better make this class interesting.
[was peering over Sai's shoulder secretly as he wrote on his paper]
Aw Sai that's so swee--[does a double take]
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SASUKE!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF I HAVE PIERCINGS ON MY DICK OR NOT, YOU SICK BASTARD!!!? HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT ME IN THE FUCKING LOCKER ROOM YOU CLOSET QUEER!!!? I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!
[Did anyone else hear that crack? Because Sasuke sure as hell felt it. He is left in a rather stunned silence as his ears ring and he tries to figure out whether his jaw has just been blown right off his face, when he launches himself to his feet.
He doesn't speak as he storms out of the classroom, and catching Neji in the hallway outside.
He grabs him by the shoulder, pulls him back ward, and aims to strike him right in the jaw.
I am awesome. My dog Akamaru is pretty badass and follows me everywhere. Or, well, I ride him everywhere but it's pretty much the same thing. He used to ride on my head when he was a puppy.
[Voyes for "That dog one" because . . . . it involves dogs. That's about it.]
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I lived in an orphanage, now I live with my Uncle.
I like drawing and painting. I can't cook.
I don't trust the new lunch person, or the spandex people.
^^v
[votes for Clockwork Orange!]
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Well, I mean. I don't want to punch him in the face. That counts for something, right?
He has a nice smile. Not the fake one. Okay, his fake smile is nice too, but his real one is just... gorgeous.
I really, really like Sai. And I don't want to screw up whatever it is that's going on between us.... I am his boyfriend, right?
FUCK!!
SAI HAS A NICE ASS. AND I LIKE MAKING OUT WITH HIM.
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....Are you my boyfriend?
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[he votes for the last book because it has a cool title :D]
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I wonder if he knows you cannot be president of the whole world.
He seems nice though, even if he can be a little loud. I don't know what he sees is Sa-[he scribbled the rest of that line out]
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But there are some times where he makes me laugh. Usually at him.
One of his more good qualities is that he is very honest. I don't think he has the capacity to lie to someone. And in a world full of untruthfulness, we really need more people like that.
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Gve him dog treats and maybe it will improve his grades.
[Love from Sasuke~ <3]
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I have little tolerance for stupidity, hipocrisy, and anything else that makes people look retarded. I'm the smartest kid in this entire school. EVERYONE ELSE IS AN IDIOT COMPARED TO ME INTELLECT-WISE, AND THEY KNOW IT. I SEE FIT TO REMIND THEM ON A DAILY BASIS.
So far my favorite class is History. Cooking class is a close second. I enjoy discussing politics, current events, music, art, and other intelligent topics.
Don't disappoint me Iruka-sensei. You better make this class interesting.
[Votes for To Kill A Mockingbird]
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I like Neji because we enjoy the same things. These things can include Art, making out, and making people feel uncomfortable.
Sasuke-kun said he has piercings on his dick, I wanted to know if it ever gets caught on anything?
[at the bottom he draws a little doodle of Neji beating up someone ^^v]
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Aw Sai that's so swee--[does a double take]
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SASUKE!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF I HAVE PIERCINGS ON MY DICK OR NOT, YOU SICK BASTARD!!!? HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT ME IN THE FUCKING LOCKER ROOM YOU CLOSET QUEER!!!? I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!
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Is it not true?
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I like cats. I dislike a lot of things.
[And.. thats about it, really. Oh, and he votes for To Kill a Mockingbird, but only because he's read it already. Yeah.]
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MAYBE THAT'LL TEACH YOUR PUNK ASS NOT TO SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT ME! TRUCE. OVER.
[grabs Sasuke's paper and writes SASUKE IS A COCK-SUCKING WHORE. on it before stalking out of the room]
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He doesn't speak as he storms out of the classroom, and catching Neji in the hallway outside.
He grabs him by the shoulder, pulls him back ward, and aims to strike him right in the jaw.
And eye for an eye, after all.]
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[hisses] So that wasn't enough? You really are a glutton for punishment, Sasuke.
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I am awesome. My dog Akamaru is pretty badass and follows me everywhere. Or, well, I ride him everywhere but it's pretty much the same thing. He used to ride on my head when he was a puppy.
[Voyes for "That dog one" because . . . . it involves dogs. That's about it.]
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Uhm... he's got nice bone structure?
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Nice bone structure? What the hell does that mean?
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