☂ 013 colonies; April Fool's Event

[is_an_island]

Everybody's busy having fun, are they? Well, that's quite... quite good. I mean, it's not as if I was dreading this stupid little holiday because they always tell me that they're my friends and they stupidly turn around and tell me April Fool b-but it's not like I wanted to be their friend in the first place so it's not like I mind or anything....

Comments

[naivenative]

England! England! England!

I am going to be one with France!

[Deeep breath!] April fools! [giggles; ;3; best joke ever okay?!]

[is_an_island]

[choked sounds

of deep sorrow]

[naivenative]

Uwa...

If England thinks my peoples pipe smoke is too strong, he should not smoke it again!

france don't take america's identity!!!

[is_an_island]

I... I'm not smoking anything--

Is it you, America?

S-SOBB it's a god thing somebody told me I anoned ;3;

[naivenative]

No!

[another breath!] April fools!

always waiting

[is_an_island]

Ha... Hahaha... You certainly fooled me, America.

Have you been having a good day?

best big bro ever

[naivenative]

I have been well. I have been teaching my people how to be a proper English gentleman!

They are not very good at it, but they are learning.

[is_an_island]

... America.

That's... that's a good lad. You're doing--well, aren't you?

[naivenative]

I told you! I am well!

England needs to visit soon so I can show you how well I am!

[is_an_island]

... Of course I'll visit soon, America.

But you have to take care of yourself in the meanwhile, that's all I mean.

[naivenative]

Okay... it is very lonely without you.

[is_an_island]

I miss you, too.

But you have to be a good boy.

[naivenative]

Okay.

When you come back, I want to play hide and seek.

[is_an_island]

... We can play other games.

[naivenative]

Isn't that England's favorite...?

[is_an_island]

Sometimes I think I'm just not very good at--seeking--after all.