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is_an_island

☂ 25; the truth is a beautiful and terrible thing

Jul 15, 2011 02:24

I sleep with a teddy bear.

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[Crying beautiful tears.] notasidedick July 15 2011, 10:17:14 UTC

I feel as though that's the least of anyones' worries as of late.

[Laughs a little.] Does it have a name too?

a teddy bear is serious business !! is_an_island July 15 2011, 10:24:22 UTC

... Rupert and he's a majestic beast in his own right and he's soft and fluffy and why are you asking.

Oh totes serious. BT notasidedick July 15 2011, 10:28:42 UTC

A majestic beast? Are we talking about a teddy bear or a unicorn? [Trying to not break into more laughter.]

I was curious since you seem to be very attached to it.

is_an_island July 15 2011, 10:33:57 UTC

I was talking about my teddy bear, but now that you mention it, I also think my unicorn is a majestic beast.

She says I look pretty.

notasidedick July 15 2011, 10:35:19 UTC

...Wait. [He was kidding about the unicorn thing.] What do you mean "my unicorn"? Are you serious?

Who's she?

is_an_island July 15 2011, 10:36:12 UTC

She's

beautiful.

notasidedick July 15 2011, 11:02:33 UTC

...But who are we talking about?

is_an_island July 15 2011, 11:05:49 UTC

My unicorn. She gives me apples when I'm sad and she tells me I'm pretty. She also says she loves me very much. And her mane is soft and silky.

I'm talking too much about my unicorn because I really don't have many human friends.

notasidedick July 15 2011, 11:17:17 UTC

Wait, so you really are serious about having a unicorn? Color me completely surprised. [And he grew up with elephants.]

Make more friends then? [Dick can be your friend 8,D]

is_an_island July 15 2011, 11:19:49 UTC

Of course I'm serious. I can only tell the truth. She's very cute. But she's just not here with me right now.

... The trouble is that I have a difficult time making friends. I'm not a kind person. Or very "cool." [worming his way into friendship]

notasidedick July 15 2011, 11:42:48 UTC

I don't really know any unicorns or people who own them, so it's surprising to me. [He thinks Garth can transform into one though.]

Cool is subjective anyways. I'm sure you have redeeming traits that make your friendable. If that's a word. [He's okay with this.]

is_an_island July 15 2011, 11:45:57 UTC

I have very thick eyebrows. Is that a good trait?

notasidedick July 15 2011, 12:16:58 UTC

I guess so? I don't know if it's a bad trait at least? But some people like different things?

is_an_island July 15 2011, 12:25:57 UTC

I think it's one of my strongest personality traits.

I hope you like firm eyebrows.

notasidedick July 15 2011, 20:39:10 UTC

I don't usually think about eyebrows. I'm more of an eyes type of guy. Or I usually like faces pretty easily.

But I guess hey would be nice.

is_an_island July 16 2011, 09:36:37 UTC

[rubbing his eyebrows self-consciously]

As long as you remember my eyes are down here.

But I don't even know your name.

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