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[is_a_god]

MY HAIR.

MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL HAIR.

THERE'S A CHUNK OF IT GOOOOOONE.  CURSE YOU, ANDROMEDA.  CUUUUURSE YOUUUUUUU.

Comments

[padfootthegreat]

That's one IMPRESSIVE bald patch you've got there, mate. You look a bit like a monk.

[is_a_god]

Yeahyeahyeah SHUT UP, TUBBY.

[padfootthegreat]

Fat jokes only work on people as large as Slughorn.

Why'd Andy cut your hair anyway?

[is_a_god]

...Pads.

It was about your alter ego.

[snakesintheeyes]

Har har, your hair's gone.

[is_a_god]

YeahhhhSHUDDUP.