☂ 009; A heart whose love is innocent!

[is_an_island]

[ The phone is lifted with a soft click. ]

Pardon the bother, but I was wondering if anyone has--what?

Oh, no, please, I couldn't possibly--well, all right. But really, I don't need any apples. I-It's not like I'm lonely or anything. I mean, even if was, not anymore, and... oh, don't lift that, it's much too heavy for you. And salt's too

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[hurtjustalittle]

[If you only need belief to see them, Jane probably can! But if it requires some sort of magic, she’s as blind as America. Either way, she’s got no bloody idea what he’s going on about.

England? Who are you talking to? You're okay, right?

[is_an_island]

[Probably only belief, but whatever's funnier because that is how I judge everything.]

I'm talking to my fairies.

[hurtjustalittle]

[But I consider apparently-also-crazy-Jane funny!]

O-oh. I see. Well, I’m happy for you, then.

[And there is not a hint of jealousy in her voice or anything like that you're just imagining things.]

[is_an_island]

... Do you want to be friends with them, too?

[thebestnation]

...What the hell?

[is_an_island]

But could you even believe her? Honestly, and I even heard that she said that he said that she said that she said that--

Oh, Meriken.

[thebestnation]

Who...are...you talking to?

[is_an_island]

My fairy friends.

[raven_daughter]

[I BELIEEEEEVE]

England?

... Where did they come from?

[is_an_island]

The mail! They finally came for me!

Look, aren't they cute? And adorable? And pretty? And adorable?

[raven_daughter]

... I suppose so. They really can get anything here, it seems.

[is_an_island]

Th... They're so cute.

Did you get anything in the mail?

[bornwithskison]

[Sup, don't mind the troll attempting conversation with the precious little fairies--It's used to the nisse more than these ones, BUT IT'S TRYING]

...England.

[NO THAT ISN'T A SMILE TUGGING ON HIS LIPS. YOU'RE SEEING THINGS THAT AREN'T FAIRIES. SHUSH.]

[is_an_island]

[ His cute little fairy friends fly behind him. ]

... N-Norway.

[bornwithskison]

You got them back.

[Oh don't be afraid little ones--Our trolls are past the eating-tiny-things-phase]

[is_an_island]

W-well, yes. My fairy friends.

It's not like I'm happy or anything like that, I'm just... happy, that's all.

[eldest_hatter]

...Arthur?

[is_an_island]

That's right, you have to use lemon juice to get out the stain--

Oh, Sophie.

[eldest_hatter]

[She squints, not really sees what she sees, but no, they're really there.]

Were they in the refrigerator?

[is_an_island]

... Why would they have been in the refrigerator?