☂ 011; Hayle Bishop Valentine whose day this is

[is_an_island]

Ahahahaha-- It's... It's not like I'm happy or anything that I'm not spending Valentine's Day with someone else for once or anything like that. I mean, I'm just... it's a good day, that's all. Doesn't matter if you spend it alone or not. Or if you've spent it alone for plenty of bloody years before--Well, I mean... I... I might have some candy for

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why am I so horrible

[bornwithskison]

[Someone has decided to 'try' one of the chalky candies--It even said Try Me on it! Everyone else was, so that means they're cool, right? Right?]

They're a little chalky...

... so terrible

[is_an_island]

That's what everybody's been saying, but they're not so bad if you can withstand it.

/cries forever

[bornwithskison]

Just like how they all say that your cooking is bad and your eyebrows are... Are too big?

[is_an_island]

Pardon?

[eldest_hatter]

[Here's your not!wife with chocolate she got at the store.]

Hello Arthur.

[is_an_island]

Hullo.

It's quite a nice day, isn't it?

[eldest_hatter]

...Yes. [She hands the chocolate to him.] I was told this is the proper gift to give today.

[is_an_island]

... This is for me?

[when_in_me]

Who are you talking to?

[is_an_island]

The phone.

I enjoy talking to the phone.

[when_in_me]

Really? Because it kind of sounded like you were talking to Grandpa.

[is_an_island]

I don't have anything for you.

[REALLY LOUD MUNCHING]

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- England is ally of America, Да?

[is_an_island]

Obviously. Have you already forgotten?

[kol_shevik]

What is it like living with America~? Russia is just curious.

Will hold England under the ocean until drowns and leaves America all for Russia kolkolkol

[is_an_island]

I didn't think you could get any barmier.

But no, you've gotten completely off your rocker.

[kleinefurstin]

They don't look particularly appetizing.

[is_an_island]

Really? The colours are quite pretty.

The purple ones aren't so bad.

[munch munch]

[kleinefurstin]

I don't want my food to be that color, though.

[is_an_island]

But they have quite little adorable words on them.