☂ 011; Hayle Bishop Valentine whose day this is

[is_an_island]

Ahahahaha-- It's... It's not like I'm happy or anything that I'm not spending Valentine's Day with someone else for once or anything like that. I mean, I'm just... it's a good day, that's all. Doesn't matter if you spend it alone or not. Or if you've spent it alone for plenty of bloody years before--Well, I mean... I... I might have some candy for

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[the_wee_big_hag]

What sort of candy?

[is_an_island]

Heart-shaped candy.

Not a bad sort, really.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Really...
I suppose I could try one. ...

[give her a white one?]

[is_an_island]

Just one? A few wouldn't hurt, they're quite small.

[but passes her a white one ;u;]

[badend_replay]

Uncle!!!

I have candies! Can I come share them with you?

[is_an_island]

Well, I mean, you could come over any time, and...

With me?

[windmill]

Okay, where is it?

[totally not... stockpiling... to give to the little'uns...]

[is_an_island]

I-it's not like I had you in mind or anything, s-stupid.

And don't act so demanding.

[windmill]

Really? That hurts my feelings. [he is totally lying but jfhdf]

[is_an_island]

I-I don't care either way.

But I didn't mean it, i-if I did, and if I cared, I mean.

[touchmysquirrel]

[I'd say that Sue had eaten some of the candy, but really, it wouldn't make any difference whatsoever to her behaviour.

So in the evening, expect Sue to turn up at your door in a fur coat and forties style dress. Oh, and a new hairstyle too. ( Seriously.) She's also got a whole box of candy to force feed give to England.

Knock knock knock.]

[is_an_island]

[Answers the door like a gallant gentleman and

stares]

[touchmysquirrel]

Hello.

[Holds out the box of candy.]

Sweet?

[is_an_island]

[Automatically takes the box

but his mouth is too busy hanging open]

You're... You're looking very... today.

[contraer]

Wow, you're being awfully generous today, huh? I hope a hurricane doesn't come around or anything.

[is_an_island]

Don't curse me, you idiot.

Don't... Don't conjure up one or anything like that.

[contraer]

Oh, no, no! It's called 'karma'.

But I wouldn't worry about it~ Then again, I'm not you.

[is_an_island]

Wh-what do you mean, karma?

I haven't even done anything too bad to you lately.