☂ 012; give me my robe, put on my crown

[is_an_island]

Val... Valentine's Day really wasn't quite so bad, but it's not like I'm happy or anything like that. But it's no time to just sit back and relax. Must be more vigilant and... well, I suppose I could do a bit more. Perhaps a business prospective would be in order

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[arturia_pen]

[Have your King passing by the house...reading the sign.]

What is...all of this?

[is_an_island]

Business, of course.

Not a bad deal, if I do say so myself.

[arturia_pen]

[Saber is leaning over, just staring at the sign, apparently re-reading it over and over again.]

...I do not understand.

...what is "So on and so forth?"

[is_an_island]

Well, it's like... If I could do something for you that's not on the list, that's all.

Though I don't suppose I can charge my once and future king.

[kol_shevik]

Still stealing other's things, little England?

[is_an_island]

... I didn't take her scarf.

[kol_shevik]

Of course you did not, comrade. It is not as if you have stolen things before.

[is_an_island]

I didn't kill Meriken.

[thebestnation]

You found it!? [Totally ignoring the rest of that paragraph.]

[is_an_island]

... Yes.

[thebestnation]

Where was it?! I looked everywhere!

[is_an_island]

Why are you asking me this?

[beheadofworship]

[WHAT are you reading. Justin frowns a bit, then gives the sign a bit of a baffled look. He HAD been curious about what that business prospective was, but... that fifth one. Wat.]

England - You are a prophet?

[is_an_island]

Of course not. But I can certainly try, if it's your preference. No charge or anything.

[beheadofworship]

[He looks slightly relieved; he'd be concerned if the answer had been yes.]

Ohhh - well, in that case, I don't see why not. Thank you.

[is_an_island]

I predict none of us will be getting out of this stupid town voluntarily for a while.

[orderedagator]

[He's walking by, and stops to...look at the sign.]

Those are expensive hugs.

[is_an_island]

That's because mine are the best, obviously.

A fitting price.

[orderedagator]

I don't make that much money! Me and Wally, we only get 25 cents an hour when dad lets us work.

Well...back home, anyway.

[is_an_island]

Well, perhaps you only do odds and ends.