☂ 016; to wonder, “do I dare?” and, “do I dare?”

[is_an_island]

I-it's not like I want to celebrate Mother's Day or anything like that, or... or, well, I'm not a bloody mother. But I suppose if you insist upon considering it and giving me a present or appreciating me, I wouldn't refuse.

Also, nobody is allowed to shag America.

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[supersizedpower]

What's wrong with you?

[is_an_island]

[

hangs up]

[supersizedpower]

[Knocking on his door much later.]

[is_an_island]

[calling from behind the door]

I don't want any magazines.

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Is walking by]

England, isn't mothers day for thanking mothers?

[is_an_island]

I've gotten flowers for Sophie, if that's what you're asking.

But I thought it would be fair to let my citizens know that I'm still their motherland, all that.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Ah. I see.

[Totally a little suspicious still]

Are many of your citizens here?

[is_an_island]

So did you get anything for Sophie?

[bornwithskison]

And you're not allowed to violate Iceland's innocent body. I... I'm burning that stupid book that has it.

[is_an_island]

Norway.

You're bloody creepy.

[bornwithskison]

'You can repay your debt this way', England? You're just lucky that these books aren't real events or I'd--I'd...

[Super Protective Big Brother Mode, go!]

[is_an_island]

Are...

Are you reading a book with me and Iceland in it?

[kleinefurstin]

I'm not entirely certain that was going to be a problem in the first place.

[is_an_island]

Giving me Mother Day's presents?

Well, I wanted to stem the flow, which... which would have surely occurred.

[kleinefurstin]

That--that wasn't the part I was talking about.

[is_an_island]

What? You haven't gotten any presents?

[vaimoksein]

E-EH?!

W-Why would you even....

[is_an_island]

I-it's not like I'm lonely today and would like some attention! Don't make that insinuation!

[vaimoksein]

[Give him a few moments.]

Right, of course not.

[is_an_island]

As long as we're agreed about this.