☂ 21; you're nothing ♔ but a pack ♚ of cards ☁

[is_an_island]

[England is cuddling a furry animal. The furry animal is clawing his face. He seems pleased by this turn of events, and is petting the furry animal while making soothing happy sounds.

Just another normal day in England.] Aren't you sweet, now... oh, that was my nose.

[ Gas plot!! With variety pack because... because I'm a loser.

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Comments

G because this thread needs more terrible images

[ponypuncher]

[Oh look, it's some random dude getting his face mauled. LET'S WATCH!]

...Either yer drunk or yer a mad man.

horrible

[is_an_island]

... Oh, hullo.

Where did you come from?

awful

[ponypuncher]

Ya mean the road or the year?

[is_an_island]

[trying to pet his hair

failing and

patting his chest instead]

surprise me ;w;

[no_bullying]

I don't think he looks very happy.

[is_an_island]

... Perhaps.

[trying to pet her head]

[no_bullying]

What are you doing?

[is_an_island]

Hmm? Nothing, really.

I'm just happy to see you today.

G

[windmill]

[passing

by.]

[is_an_island]

... You're gorgeous.

[windmill]

Gross.

[is_an_island]

It's something about your wild mane.

Or your muscular flanks. I don't know, it's... today, you look very pretty.

C

[lotuslife]

Oh. [tries to ignore and keeps walking

in her Bond girl getup]

[is_an_island]

... What did you just say

[trailing

with a raccoon on his face]

[lotuslife]

Nothing. [attempts to smile gorgeously while maintaining a cool, icy facade]

[is_an_island]

Do you really mean it?

That you love me more than words can ever say and that you consider me your special friend?

G

[wybrows]

Hey, save your nose for Archy.

[is_an_island]

Oh, you visited me today.

What's wrong, dear? Were you lonely? [petting...]

[wybrows]

[ Kicks. ]

O-of course I wasn't lonely. I've lots o' friends... They're just... busy...

What's wrong with ya today?

[is_an_island]

Hm? Nothing's wrong, nothing at all.

You're looking very beautiful today.