☂ 21; seven boys and girls are we

[is_an_island]

Nobody play hero.

I mean it. I don't care if you have a hero complex the size of your head, but if you're smart, then you'll be staying inside. That being said, if anybody needs any help, you're free to contact me. Ring me up, knock me up, I don't care. I'll help. What's that overwrought saying? It's times like these that we need to pull together

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[fatesjanitor]

Took the words right out of my mouth. Too bad no one is going to listen most likely.

[is_an_island]

They're all idiots. Rushing left and right at every damsel in distress. Everybody's a hero and nobody survives.

[fatesjanitor]

Everyone likes being the knight on the white horse.

But, a lot of these people come from worlds where they are great heroes. Guess they still haven't realized that in Mayfield they're just lab rats like the rest of us.

[is_an_island]

... Am I talking to an actual lab rat?

[wybrows]

Even if somebody needed help, why would they want to talk to you?

[is_an_island]

Because I'm bloody useful.

[wybrows]

All I've seen ya do is make bad food.

[is_an_island]

I-I can do more than that, you bloody idiot!

If you're in trouble, I'd want you to call me, for... for reasons that aren't worry.

[nameofexorcist]

...Being a hero is relative, it depends on the point of view.

That being said, we can't remain in the homes forever.

[is_an_island]

It'd be stupid to try and take them on.

Unless anyone has other suggestions.

[nameofexorcist]

Fighting against them would be an irrational course of action.

I'm attempting to gather more information about the entire situation so that I can make the most responsible choice later.

[is_an_island]

If you want any information from me, you can have it.

I've nothing to hide.

[no_bullying]

Potatoes?

[is_an_island]

The hardiest sort.

That rot everywhere, really.

[no_bullying]

That sounds bad.

[is_an_island]

They are rather rotten potatoes, all things considering.

Are you all right, then?

[cloveregg]

Mr. England is so brave, offering to help everyone. And Su knows a whole lot about potatoes, if you still need help.

[Su is also an idiot, who is taking everything he says at face value.]

[is_an_island]

Is Su a potato fairy?

[cloveregg]

No, but Su is a very good cook and knows lots of potato recipes.

[She completely thinks they are talking about actual potatoes.]

[is_an_island]

Well, I don't want to cook those potatoes, yet.

Though if you'd like, you can help me bake some scones. For the potatoes.