☂ 24; and thus within the lady's view / this mighty dragon straight he slew

[is_an_island]

[out on his porch

petting his cats]

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[decadenzas]

[out on his porch

petting his cats]

[is_an_island]

[GONNA PUNT YOU FOREVER]

... Charles.

[decadenzas]

[rolls one of the cats over a bit and then looks a little surprised. oh was there an England in with the cats...]

-Oh, hello.

[is_an_island]

Don't give me that off-hand remark. You knew perfectly well I was here, you prat.

[desolavi]

[ oh it's that -- eyebrow dude. that guy who was feeding pigeons.

watches him from the street for a bit. ]

[is_an_island]

[his spidey senses are tingling and he tries to subtly look around except it's not subtle at all]

... You need to stop doing that.

[desolavi]

I didn't do anything.

[is_an_island]

You were staring.

And staring is rather impolite unless you're spying on the enemy.

[getsciencedone]

[Don't mind the random person in front of you, with her hands behind her back. Hi! Remember her. She told you she'd be your friend. Because it was amusing.]

It's your birthday today. Isn't it?

[is_an_island]

... How do you know that?

It's... I mean... How do you know that?

[getsciencedone]

I hear things.

But I know people usually celebrate things on their birthday.

So I made you a cake.

[Holds out a cake. Look. It's not a lie.]

[is_an_island]

Did France put you up to this?

I'm not sure if you know, but arsenic isn't actually an ingredient in cakes.

[notmiddleearth]

[Coming up his path, sheep and kiwibird following her]

Mum, mum, mum, mum, mummy, mamma, mum, mum, mum...

[Yeah she's just gunna keep on going till he stops her, deal with it :|]

[is_an_island]

They're not allowed to eat my cats, either.

[notmiddleearth]

...

Australia beat me then? And Fruit and Censor are plant eaters.

[is_an_island]

[loudly, to Fruit and Censor:] And these are not plants.

You can come sit, then. But if they eat anything in my garden, I'm holding it over your head.

[catpunches]

[ because oz said they should meet also i don't think she wants me to sleep

on her way home, she stops and stares at the cats because they are so freaking cute

[is_an_island]

[YOU BETTER BE IN BED BY NOW also ping'd by cute little girls]

... You can pet them, if you want.

[catpunches]

[ dsjglg caught ]

I don't want- [ but that cat looks adorable avoiding england and all

takes

a step ]

Is it. O-okay...

[is_an_island]

They like strangers more than they like me. I don't see why not.

[the cat sits there with

nice

pettable fur]