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is_not_a_moron

Fail Test #2 | [Voice] | [English]

Jul 21, 2011 17:48

[The feed clicks on, and there's a small silence for a few seconds, along with mumbling.]

Testing! Testing! 1! 2! 3!

Okay! So apparently, the voice function seems to be working. I was wondering if such a simple machine could actually work accurately.

If anyone is wondering where your great overlord is, I seem to be in a kind of farm place. Dissimulo ( Read more... )

dissimulo, oblivious of everything, acting stupid

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[voice] is_not_a_moron July 22 2011, 00:10:58 UTC

Oh no no no.. Don't worry about me! I'm being held hostage taken care of by a... purple haired ballerina.

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[voice] is_not_a_moron July 22 2011, 00:22:18 UTC

I'm... not sure... I'm pretty sure she could. She does have a pretty good kick. THAT, I'm sure of.

[He says this cause of the many times that Sora has kicked him.]

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[Voice] luke_triton July 22 2011, 00:14:31 UTC

Oh, Mr. Wheatley!

How did you get to Dissimulo?

..and yes, it was working, though you shut it off in the middle of your sentence.

[Voice] is_not_a_moron July 22 2011, 04:19:45 UTC

Well, I actually went through the subway. Remarkable things, those.

Oh, was it? I haven't truly gotten the hang of it quite yet.

[Voice] luke_triton July 22 2011, 05:36:55 UTC

The subway?

It's all right...I'm not very good with the communicators yet, either..

[Voice] is_not_a_moron July 22 2011, 20:33:12 UTC

Oh! You must not know what they are, seeing as how you seem to be technologically challenged... They are... like... cars... but... underground.

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voice volcanisms July 22 2011, 00:28:16 UTC

...Great overlord?

voice is_not_a_moron July 22 2011, 04:20:53 UTC

Yes, of course! Since I've been sent here by the scientists to watch over all you test subjects, it COULD be assumed that I am your great overlord.

voice volcanisms July 22 2011, 04:25:15 UTC

How can you watch over all of us if you're in Dissimulo?

voice is_not_a_moron July 22 2011, 04:27:41 UTC

Um... I do suppose I'll be gifted with some MASSIVE wings soon. State of the art, Aperture Flying Transportation. Yep, that's most likely it.

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[voice] fierybluebird July 22 2011, 03:34:24 UTC

I don't think we have a great overlord.

So how is Dissimulo these days?

[voice] is_not_a_moron July 22 2011, 04:25:50 UTC

But of course we do, lad! I myself am the great overlord! I can easily take that position, seeing as how the scientists themselves sent me here to watch over ALL you humans! It's a rather sticky situation for all of you, but you'll all learn to see just how good of a leader I am. Before you know it, you'll be down on your knees, grateful at how well I instruct you!

Oh? I have absolutely NO idea. I've been cooped up in a room for a while, honestly. There have been some causes of my being trapped in here.

[voice] fierybluebird July 22 2011, 05:31:48 UTC

Yeah right. That's cute and all, but I think if you even try, you'll have about three dozen people who'll be more than happy to kick your ass for it.

Why are you trapped?

[voice] is_not_a_moron July 22 2011, 20:36:12 UTC

I... have kind of gotten that effect. But my time will come!

Weeeeeell... It seems that I've gotten into a sticky situation with a purple haired ballerina.

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text; lonelyglub July 22 2011, 06:37:57 UTC

hello

text; is_not_a_moron July 22 2011, 20:36:58 UTC

Oh! I was unaware that this machine had ways of writing! Hello!

text; lonelyglub July 22 2011, 23:41:36 UTC

it does
it has a lot of things on it come to think of it
but are you neww here or somethin