Comments | is_not_a_moron: Fail Test #1 | [Video]

is_not_a_moron

Fail Test #1 | [Video] | [English]

Jul 06, 2011 14:23

[The communicator clicks on and there is a view of a metallic ball, with a big blue light in the center of it.]

[...]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!

Haha! I managed to get out of space! I didn't even do anything, either! Ha! Ha! Haaaa!

You know, I was considering apologizing to that test subject, but you know what? I'm not going to do it ( Read more... )

oblivious of everything, arrival

Comments 204

[voice] alittlegreedy July 7 2011, 02:37:47 UTC

Huh.

A bit on the chatty side... but not too bad, design-wise.

[voice] is_not_a_moron July 7 2011, 03:56:11 UTC

Hm? Are you referring to me?

Well, as you can see, I come complete with full intelligence and more recently, WHEELS. That's right, wheels! Now I am fully capable of transporting myself on any ground! Plus, there's more!

[...]

Actually, there's not. I still maintain my point, however!

[voice] alittlegreedy July 8 2011, 02:12:22 UTC

"Full intelligence"? That supposed to mean you know everything?

[voice] is_not_a_moron July 8 2011, 06:08:08 UTC

Why of course!

[He nods his head while saying this.]

[Video] dreamsonwings July 7 2011, 03:54:15 UTC

...

Are you a robot?

[Video] is_not_a_moron July 7 2011, 03:59:22 UTC

[He turns to look over at the communicator once more and shows amusement, as if he's ready to brag again.]

Why, yes! A fully functional, VERY intelligent robot! I've read some of the best books in history, all in two seconds!

[Video] dreamsonwings July 7 2011, 04:20:59 UTC

[Yeah, she doesn't trust the AI when he says that.]

Which ones?

[Video] is_not_a_moron July 7 2011, 16:18:25 UTC

[You get a surprised and rather irritated Wheatley for that question, but don't worry, his attention span is small.]

Well, I've read The Odyssey. MANY Shakespeare plays... The bible... The dictionary! Yep, that's right, I read the dictionary from beginning to end, in that order!

[Again, he's making stuff up.]

Thread 46

shhsnacktime July 7 2011, 04:33:34 UTC

[Whoa, something electronic without any limbs and the like is talking!

...a little annoyingly so, but talking!]
....

You certainly talk a lot. Are you programmed like that?

is_not_a_moron July 7 2011, 16:26:43 UTC

Hm? No no, I was programmed to be a very smart AI! The smartest one there is, that's right. The one with the most intelligence... Zero... stupidity. None at all!

[Look at you, Wheatley, lying to all the people at Discedo.]

shhsnacktime July 7 2011, 20:35:52 UTC

Really? That's...pretty amazing. I don't think I've seen AI's with a high enough intelligence to be independent.

[That lying will get you in trouble one day.

...oh wait.]

is_not_a_moron July 8 2011, 06:09:43 UTC

Well, there you go! That's your perfect example!

[Here's Wheatley hoping GLaDOS never shows up and destroys this reputation he's trying to form.]

Thread 6