is_she_wierd's LJ stalker is dq_blizzard!dq_blizzard is stalking you because a little birdie told them you talked behind their back. They are also getting with your significant other!
It seems that there's a benefit at a Children's Hospital attended by Doctors, Lawyers, and Priests. A fire breaks out. The Doctors say, "The children!" The Lawyers say, "Fuck the children!" The Priests say, "But do we have time?"