IT WOULD APPEAR THAT EVERYONE IN AVORIA IS YET INCAPABLE OF COMMUNICATING LIES. IT'S QUITE CURIOUS. CERTAINLY, I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANY EQUIVALENT WIZARD MAGIC - THE CLOSEST SPELLS WOULD BE THOSE THAT LEAVE THE AFFECTED INCAPABLE OF SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL, BY VIRTUE OF THEIR VOCAL CORDS BEING ON THE FLOOR AT THE TIME. I'VE SEEN THAT HAPPEN MORE ( Read more... )

...DAMN.

I HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN UNUSUAL NUMBER OF GHOSTS FLOATING ABOUT THE AREA, ALL WITH SURPRISINGLY STRONG MORPHOGENETIC FIELDS. SOME OF THEM WERE SHOUTING INSULTS AT ME. IT'S NOT ENTIRELY UNPRECEDENTED, BUT I DON'T USUALLY GET THIS MANY AT THE SAME TIME. IN ANY CASE, I HARDLY SEE THE SENSE IN BLAMING ME ABOUT IT ( Read more... )

INTRIGUING. IN THE PAST HOUR I HAVE COME ACROSS A PINT OF BEARHUGGER'S, A COLOURFUL BANNER LYING IN A PUDDLE AND A PACKET OF HUMOROUSLY-SHAPED BISCUITS. I'M KEEPING THE WHISKY FOR THE TIME BEING, SINCE IT MAY BE USEFUL, BUT I CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT PURPOSE THE BISCUITS WOULD SERVE ( Read more... )

AS I UNDERSTAND MORE RECENT HAPPENINGS, UNEXPLAINED CHANGES OF GENDER ARE NOT COMMON OCCURENCES IN THIS "AVORIA". IT IS RATHER CONFUSING. ORDINARILY I WOULD DISMISS THEM AS THE SIDE-EFFECTS OF A STANDING MAGICAL FIELD - I'VE PASSED THROUGH QUITE A FEW OF THOSE BEFORE - BUT IF THERE IS SUCH A FIELD HERE, IT IS EXTREMELY WEAK ( Read more... )

OH. WELL. THIS IS ALL QUITE UNUSUAL, I MUST SAY. I DON'T OFTEN EXPERIENCE BEING PULLED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON. AND I BELIEVE I HAVE MISPLACED BINKY. RATHER EMBARRASSING, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT ( Read more... )