nineteenth train robbery ❧ [audio]

[isaaaaaac]

[ This is her (sad) attempt to communicate with all you people who don't speak English. She's obviously missing a few languages but these are the four that I could butcher the best-ie, the most common (and Japanese mostly because probably more than half the population of Discedo is Japanese). Have fun with her awful grammar and very obvious accent

Comments

[mygodmyright]

That's... not so bad.

Besides, there's none as important as English.

[isaaaaaac]

English is the best!

[mygodmyright]

Isn't it? French and German and all the rest can't even begin to compare.

[isaaaaaac]

Wow, you sound like America! Except with a funny accent... [ Sadly she doesn't remember his voice, just the image of his, er, poor dismembered body. Great first impression, yeah? ]

[mygodmyright]

I... I--

[ sorry Miria this is England sputtering in indignation ]

I sound nothing like America.

[isaaaaaac]

But you think English is the best! America says that all the time!

[mygodmyright]

If he really believed that, he'd learn to write it properly. He spells aluminium improperly, and he can't be arsed to write 'colour' or 'realise' properly.

[ ... ] But I suppose bungled English is better than not speaking English at all.

[isaaaaaac]

There's a different way to spell those?

[mygodmyright]

Of course. There's the proper way, and then there's America's way.

[isaaaaaac]

I like America's way!

[mygodmyright]

His way isn't the right way, you see. He can't even spell doughnut properly.

[isaaaaaac]

[ Still doesn't realize who you are: ] But England taught him to spell, didn't he? Maybe he just can't spell properly!

[mygodmyright]

It's not my fault he's as thick as bricks; I taught him properly, he just couldn't be arsed to learn properly.

[isaaaaaac]

[ Give her a moment to process... ]

You're England?!

[mygodmyright]

For pete's sake--

I'm certainly not his fairy godmother.

[isaaaaaac]

America said you believe in fairies!