nineteenth train robbery ❧ [audio]

[isaaaaaac]

[ This is her (sad) attempt to communicate with all you people who don't speak English. She's obviously missing a few languages but these are the four that I could butcher the best-ie, the most common (and Japanese mostly because probably more than half the population of Discedo is Japanese). Have fun with her awful grammar and very obvious accent

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[Voice]

[isaaaaaac]

[ Oh Iceland, sarcasm is so far gone on her. ]

There's a club?!

[Voice]

[likeaniceberg]

[ Oh Miria, you don't know how much trolling it will produce. Soon you shall see the power of the invincible Icelandic trolling. ]

Why yes, there is.

[Voice]

[isaaaaaac]

[ And this is why Miria is friends with so many trolls l-lmao. ]

Wow! Can I join?

[Voice]

[likeaniceberg]

[ And this is why "special" people always gravitate towards Iceland, post-apocalyptic wasteland or not. ]

Sadly, it's a special club, so membership is limited. But of course, if you really want to join...

[ YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. Coughcough. ]

There's also the "I-don't-get-sarcasm" club. I think you should join that one instead.

[Voice] 1/2

[isaaaaaac]

I want to join!! Can Isaac join too?!

[Voice] 2/2

[isaaaaaac]

[ Pause. ]

Can I join both?

[Voice] This couldn't end well.

[likeaniceberg]

[ Cough, cough. Brb facepalming forever. ]

Of course you can join the latter. Both of you can. There's also the "I-am-an-airhead" club. Denmark is the chairman.

[ Pause. ]

You can join the first, but you've got to repeat the declaration after me. It's a special kind of declaration, so make sure you got it right.

[Voice] it will end in hilarity. THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.

[isaaaaaac]

Wow! So many clubs! Can we really join them all?!

[...] Okay! I'll get it right!

[Voice] hilarity and possible death because of laughter. and trolling. so much trolling. BUT YEAH XD

[likeaniceberg]

I can only join the exclusive "I-speak-English!" club. But you can join every single one of them. You can make your own too, if you'd like.

[ There's a rather long pause. He was composing the so-called declaration. Be afraid. ]

Good. Now, repeat after me:
First: Iceland is almighty and I will obey whatever he said.

[Voice] and miria will eventually tell denmark of his chairman status and it will be fantastic

[isaaaaaac]

That's amazing! I want to join them all!

[ She waits excitedly as he composes. ]

First! Iceland is almighty and I will obey whatever he said!

[Voice] and iceland will deny it like a boss and it will be amazing

[likeaniceberg]

You should do that. Or maybe you should make your own club? You could be chairman, you know.

[ Trying to hold back laughter. Quiet laughter, mind you; he's civilized, not like Denmark. And he is definitely patting himself on the back for doing a good job. ]

Second: English is good, but Icelandic is better.

[Voice] and then you won't get any cake or goldfish or puppies for your birthday

[isaaaaaac]

You really think so?! I think Isaac's more the chairman type!

[ And while she sounds ridiculously enthusiastic, she doesn't actually mean a word of what she's repeating. ]

Second! English is good, but Icelandic is better!

[Voice] but he already eaten the cake. miria can have the goldfish. they can fry it or something~

[likeaniceberg]

Yes, I do. Sadly, I can't agree with you on that, not yet. I haven't met or spoken with Isaac.

[ Not that he would mind if he ever finds out. It's only a big ball of joke, after all. Iceland's kind of joke. ]

Third: Denmark is stupid.

[Voice] nuu! don't fry mister fishy! she'd name it jacuzzi or something.

[isaaaaaac]

You can meet him later if you want!

[ Back to the pledge. You're so mean to your sort-of-father, Iceland. ]

Third! Denmark is stupid!

[Voice] /fries it. NOW YOU'RE MY DINNER, JACUZZI.

[likeaniceberg]

Oh. Okay.

[ Hey, it's not his fault Den ruined his childhood...and numerous other faults. It'll take forever and a half to list them all. ]

Four: I will not speak Danish, nor do I will make any attempt to learn it.

[Voice] YOU CAN'T EAT JACUZZI HE'S MY FRANNNND

[isaaaaaac]

Four! I will not speak Danish, nor will I make any attempt to learn it!