{ the rail tracer saga according to isaac & miria ;
This post really should have been made ages ago, but IT'S HERE NOW. In the style of this because I'm uncreative. Also bits are copy-pasted because I'm lazy. Most of it is essentially the same, but this is mostly here because Isaac and Miria think everything is the Rail Tracer's fault.
SHORT VERSION: Isaac and Miria are... Isaac and Miria
MEDIUM VERSION: is a figment of your imagination
LONG VERSION: Isaac & Miria tell the story of the Rail Tracer on the Flying Pussyfoot ➔ Claire: I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING RAIL TRACER /fucks up everyone's shit ➔ Coincidence: LOL ➔ Isaac & Miria wind up in Discedo ➔ Isaac & Miria: OH MY GOD WE WERE EATEN BY THE RAIL TRACER!! ➔ Isaac & Miria tell America the story ➔ America: /SCREAM ➔ Denmark and America are idiots ➔ Canada is possessed by a youma ➔ Canada: /nomnomnom ➔ England/Namine/America: /Canadian bacon ➔ America: HOLY SHIT I CAN PUKE BEARS also bro you were totally possessed by the Rail Tracer or something but I'm awesome and can puke bears so you're good now ➔ THE ACTUAL RAIL TRACER ARRIVES ➔ Denmark: I KEEL U ➔ Claire: lololwat ➔ Denmark: /shot ➔ Claire: /axed ➔ America: /EXISTENTIAL CRISIS oh hey root beer ➔ Latvia: FUCK THIS NOISE I'M OUTIE ➔ America: WHAT IS A NATION RAIL TRACER? ➔ Isaac & Miria: /TOTALLY LOST ➔ Claire drops ➔ Russia: /is a creepy fuck ➔ Latvia: sob sob what is my life ➔ Isaac & Miria: CLEARLY SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS ON THE KID WHO USED TO BE POSSESSED BY THE RAIL TRACER BY THE EX-RAIL TRACER MEANS THE EX-RAIL TRACER IS THE REAL RAIL TRACER ➔ Everyone Else: THIS MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE ➔ Russia: kol kol kol
Also on the subject of the Rail Tracer, I will note here the train of thought Isaac and Miria have had on how they got here and what Discedo is.
First Arrival (May 19, 2009 - July 10, 2009): Eaten/Kidnapped by the Rail Tracer, Discedo is inside the Rail Tracer
Between First Arrival and Second Arrival: Aware that Discedo is not inside the Rail Tracer
Miria's First Departure / Second Arrival: Kidnapped by the Rail Tracer
2 Months Later: Aware that Discedo is on another planet
When I finally go through all my old threads, this will be updated with more accurate information.
Also also, whether or not they understand the whole "people and monsters are brought here by the Scientists," they believe that since the Rail Tracer is here, it can't leave simply because there aren't any trains.
SHORT VERSION: Isaac and Miria are... Isaac and Miria
MEDIUM VERSION: is a figment of your imagination
LONG VERSION: Isaac & Miria tell the story of the Rail Tracer on the Flying Pussyfoot ➔ Claire: I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING RAIL TRACER /fucks up everyone's shit ➔ Coincidence: LOL ➔ Isaac & Miria wind up in Discedo ➔ Isaac & Miria: OH MY GOD WE WERE EATEN BY THE RAIL TRACER!! ➔ Isaac & Miria tell America the story ➔ America: /SCREAM ➔ Denmark and America are idiots ➔ Canada is possessed by a youma ➔ Canada: /nomnomnom ➔ England/Namine/America: /Canadian bacon ➔ America: HOLY SHIT I CAN PUKE BEARS also bro you were totally possessed by the Rail Tracer or something but I'm awesome and can puke bears so you're good now ➔ THE ACTUAL RAIL TRACER ARRIVES ➔ Denmark: I KEEL U ➔ Claire: lololwat ➔ Denmark: /shot ➔ Claire: /axed ➔ America: /EXISTENTIAL CRISIS oh hey root beer ➔ Latvia: FUCK THIS NOISE I'M OUTIE ➔ America: WHAT IS A NATION RAIL TRACER? ➔ Isaac & Miria: /TOTALLY LOST ➔ Claire drops ➔ Russia: /is a creepy fuck ➔ Latvia: sob sob what is my life ➔ Isaac & Miria: CLEARLY SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS ON THE KID WHO USED TO BE POSSESSED BY THE RAIL TRACER BY THE EX-RAIL TRACER MEANS THE EX-RAIL TRACER IS THE REAL RAIL TRACER ➔ Everyone Else: THIS MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE ➔ Russia: kol kol kol
Also on the subject of the Rail Tracer, I will note here the train of thought Isaac and Miria have had on how they got here and what Discedo is.
First Arrival (May 19, 2009 - July 10, 2009): Eaten/Kidnapped by the Rail Tracer, Discedo is inside the Rail Tracer
Between First Arrival and Second Arrival: Aware that Discedo is not inside the Rail Tracer
Miria's First Departure / Second Arrival: Kidnapped by the Rail Tracer
2 Months Later: Aware that Discedo is on another planet
When I finally go through all my old threads, this will be updated with more accurate information.
Also also, whether or not they understand the whole "people and monsters are brought here by the Scientists," they believe that since the Rail Tracer is here, it can't leave simply because there aren't any trains.