second train robbery ❧ [audio; english]

Jun 04, 2009 02:02

Alright! I think it's recording this time!

[An excited clap from Miria can be heard.] I knew you'd figure it out Isaac! So! What's the game plan, boss?

Well Miria! The word around the town is that there's this... thing... He's called Kenny! Apparently he haunts this hospital! Is it haunting? I can't remember... But anyways! We're going in there to see what's exactly Kenny's problem!

OOOOooooHHHhhh~ Scaaaaarrrryyy~

Yes! Exactly it! Eh? This is the... back of the hospital.. Well! There's only one way to get to the front! We have to make our way around this thing!

Do you know what Kenny looks like, Isaac? [Miria's tone is full of excitement.]

No! I don't. But... I think I know what a Kenny would look like! He seems the type to wear baggy clothing! What do you think he looks like Miria!

[An odd puckering noise is picked up on the communicator.] Hmmm. I think a Kenny would be very short, Isaac!

[Isaac's chuckles.] Short! Very short indeed! Anyways! Let's get over this fence! [Isaac grunts as he moves.]

Heeeeave~ HO! [It's rather loud, as Miria is shouting.] You can do it Isaac!

Heh. Can you step down from there? [Isaac grunts again.]

I'm a-okay, Isaac!

Alright! Ehh... Catch this recording thing. I don't want it to get squished on my way down!

[A soft clacking noise is heard as the communicator lands against Miria's palm.]

Eh?

Isaac? Are you okay?

I--I think I found Kenny!

Eeeeeh?! YOU DID? But I'm stuck over here, Isaac, that's not fair!

I'm sorry Miria! I'll be right-- [Isaac is cut off.]

[Silence. A few minutes later the sound of light scuffling is heard. A few minutes after that there is a slight clawing noise on the wood. A grunting noise is heard soon after as something falls behind Miria.]

[The sound of feet crunching on the ground is picked up.] Oh my God Isaac, are you okay?! [She lowers her voice to a whisper.] Isaac, Kenny isn't small at all!

[Isaac groans.] He's only wearing jeans... But we have an interview to do! So, shall we continue?

[Miria instantly sounds excited again.] Right! Interview! Ask him why he's haunting the hospital, Isaac!

[Kenny growls angrily.]

Hah? It sounds as if he's annoyed. It seems that this place is his home. Ah! You don't think we and the hospital are trespassing on Kenny's property? Do you Miria?

Treeeeespassing? Oh, no! What if we are?! I-I don't want to go to jail, Isaac!

[Kenny is still growling.]

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I think Kenny had a girl Kenny, but she was killed. Kenny had to see girl Kenny die in front of his eyes!

[Miria's tone of voice is a mixture between shocked and sad.] Oh no! How terrible for Kenny! Maybe he haunts the hospital because girl Kenny died here!

That could be it--! [Isaac pauses momentarily.] It's alright Kenny! We mean you no harm!

[Another noise is picked up as something collides with the ground again, presumably Isaac's body.]

Isaac! Oh, no--no, no--Isaac! Isaac can you hear me, are you okay?!

[There is a momentary pause.]

It's okay, Kenny! We understand your pain! [Panic laces itself within Miria's voice. Isaac groans out in pain.]

[A heavy noise is picked up as something moves towards Miria.]

Isaac! Oh my God, you killed Isaac--!

[A ripping sound is heard as the sound of wood fall on top of each other. Miria screams and drops her communicator.

Kssshhh---

End Transmission.]

[ooc | yeah, that's right folks, Isaac and Miria just got killed by Kenny. GOD THE IRONY IS HILARIOUS. respond away, but obv. they can't reply coz they're dead. ♥ Isaac's video post. and red text is Miria's speech, small black text is Isaac. allllso totes mod approved. holy shit i just said toes. orz]

idk my bff isaac, (america), the irony it kills me, yes they interviewed a monster, killed by kenny, oh my god you killed isaac

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