Peer-edited for Jill ( Read more... )

Guess who's

LEGAL!!!!!

And here's a hint - it's Cheyla.

Hoooooly shit. It's raining hard.

( So my dad wrote me this letter today, and supposedly... )

isaar24: punch him in the face
Emaheevul07: that'd be great
Emaheevul07: "hey dad, spend hundreds of dollars so i can play a sport that will probably cause me to break every bone in my body. *PUNCH*"
isaar24: IT'S FOOLPROOF
isaar24: YOU CAN'T FAIL!

( me go whine )

Answers for Karissa ( Read more... )

Knock knock?

--- Who's there?

Microwave

--- Microwave who?

Telephone!

( Joe sad. )

I'm in third hour, sitting next to a senior singing impromptu songs about genitals. Life is good.

Emaheevul07: why hello joeybear. i just want to confess for no reason and out of the blue that i wet the bed and sleep with a stuffed animal named Marley, who also wets the bed. i have made this statement of my own free will and without prior provocation. this is not a forgery. i actually typed all this. signed, jill.