10th [voice]

[isabeansprout]

[ALL YOU GET FOR THIS POST IS INCOHERENT NOISES- ALLEN WENT OUTSIDE WITH THE INTENTION OF GOING TO THE STORE TO PICK UP SOME STUFF, AND WAS ACCOSTED. BY MANY HANDS.

And you know how easily he flusters~]

[ooc; Anything goes~ just don't mention recent chapter developments, please? I'm going to be updating him this week. ♥ Also- still fighting a

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[kinda_gangsta]

I also know where you sleep.

[reportingthis]

.. How is that of relevance?

[kinda_gangsta]

There are several enchantment and transmutation circles that can be put under a sleeper's bed, Link.

I am educating you.

1/2

[reportingthis]

I'm afraid I was already fairly aware, or capable of imagining, at the very least.

[reportingthis]

If you allowed, I would like to remind you of the necessity of that circumstance.

[kinda_gangsta]

Self-defense warrants these measures, Pink.

I assure you the absence of wine is very detrimental to my overall health.

[reportingthis]

[ what kind of a choice-- ]

By coincidence or to your awareness, I am both on my way to purchase groceries and permitted to acquire alcoholic beverages.

[kinda_gangsta]

Permitted, encouraged, and ordered, Link.

Let's make use of this beautiful tongue that Nature and a very obliging Fortune have given me.

WATCHING

[isabeansprout]

[kinda_gangsta]

You know where to send the bill, Pink.

[isabeansprout]

MASTER!

[kinda_gangsta]

And Manciuria caviar, Pink.

[reportingthis]

I'll take care of it today.

[kinda_gangsta]

Kind, Pink. Very kind.

[reportingthis]

The least inconveniencing solution. That is all.

[kinda_gangsta]

Conveniently, the kind solution. That is also all.