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[isavedlatin]

Somebody text messaged me:
I love you

Last night.
I wish I knew who it was.
It would be a lot less puzzling.

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[somethinghead]

Not that there isn't someone who would randomly tell you they love you, but I've gotten plenty of text messages that were wrong numbers.

[isavedlatin]

hahaha, way to crush my hopes and dreams of a secret admirer....JERK.
kidddddding.

[gulliblemcfly]

I'm guessing it might've been Target boy?

(couldn't resist)

[isavedlatin]

hahaha, not at all, odd area code

[isavedlatin]

ps....JERK

[kevspace]

Once, I got a text message from a number I didn't recognize that said only "my eskimo is misplaced." I kept it, migrating the message along a number of new phones even, because it was just so odd. Then one night I was at a restaurant with this girl I once worked with years ago, and, goofing around, she sent me a text message. Suddenly, my phone knew whose number the misplaced eskimo was. "IT WAS YOU!!!!!", I shouted. She didn't remember doing it, but admitted it was the sort of thing she might do.

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