01 [out of the frying pan and into the fire]

[iseedeaddads]

[there a small thud before the recording starts, a little bit of static and another couple of bangs before a sharp inhale of breath.]

...shit. Shit where the hell am I? I knew I shouldn't have fallen asleep, I shouldn't have even turned my back for a moment--

[a series of colorful expletives are heard before she jostles the recorder around]And

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[cherryhoops]

Well, there ARE a lot of creepy people. Check.

[iseedeaddads]

[WELL SHIT WASN'T EXPECTING THE DINKY MACHINE TO TALK BACK]

Yeah, thanks, great, I'll fit right in then. And just who the hell are you?

1/2

[cherryhoops]

Oh- you creepy?

[cherryhoops]

I'm Sui- a Nagin.

[runawayskrull]

You are in the City.

[iseedeaddads]

No shit, Sherlock.

How about block? Avenue? Something so I can get the hell out of here with?

[runawayskrull]

The City is in a dimension separate from your own. There are no roads out.

[iseedeaddads]

...you're not even joking, are you?

[playstheblues]

Has someone sent you a guide?

[iseedeaddads]

On how to not wake up in places I don't remember with people who claim to be from a different race?

Not yet but I'd like to pre-order that shit ASAP if you don't mind.

[playstheblues]

[Here, consider one sent]

I'm Blue, by the way.

[iseedeaddads]

[gracias! will be skimming through, still in a state of disbelief and denial.]

Cheer up, tomorrow's a brand new day and all that jazz.

What kind of guide is this? I could kill a sewer rat with this thing.

OH GOD, I'M SO LATE ;_: FORGIVE MEH.

[tofuinthesky]

You're in the City.

I FORGIVE YOU AND MORE!

[iseedeaddads]

Thanks for the update, little late but whatever.

[tofuinthesky]

Well, sorry. I was greeting people I know that just arrived too.

1/2

[iseedeaddads]

What are you, the welcoming committee?

voice;

[twodogsfighting]

"Creepy girl with claws" go by the name of Laura?

[iseedeaddads]

Who's asking?

voice;

[twodogsfighting]

I'm her... guardian.

[iseedeaddads]

She didn't mention a dad!