Hey guys, how about a meme!

[littlest_apple]

So I randomly remembered that once upon a time I made a Sorting Hat Crack Pairing Generator, and I decided to update it!

Well that took me hours, because I am too dumb to use internets, but it is finally done!

You may find it hereSo here is how the meme works. It's nice and simple

Comments

[puckinyourmom]

Puck/Eridan - piercing

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"Okay, you need to shut the fuck up about glubs for a second and hold still," Puck ordered.

"But Puck--"

"Seriously, dude, I'm the one with the sharp object next to your nips, are you stupid?"

Well, that logic couldn't be argued with, not even by Eridan. "It'll be cool like yours, right?"

"No shit. Shut up."

A silence permeated through the bathroom. Did Puck know how to give a piercing? No, not in the slightest. But what better test subject than this kid?

"OWWW!"

"Fuck."

"FUCK!"

"My bad. Here, I'll try the other one."

[puckinyourmom]

Also, I got "Rachel Berry/Rachel Berry - Crisis."

Someone take it please.

[hechizar]

I'm not going to write this but what

Twilight Sparkle / Jonathan Crane
Toilet Paper

What

what am i doing and this is crap

[flaxenflowers]

Souji Okita / Natalya Arlovskaya
Manipulation
At first, Natalya found him extremely annoying. The boy seemed to be everywhere - he would talk to her on her journal, come up to her in the halls, even try to sit next to her during meals. No matter what, even if she tried to ignore him, he would just would not stop. Not even a threat seemed able to deter his attentions, and Natalya eventually learned to sit still and just wait for him to go away

not crap at all

[wandandsword]

o-omg. so cute.

asfdalksjdf thank you /// I WAS SURPRISED I GOT THE TWO OF THEM ROFL I had to

[flaxenflowers]

Pour my tea, Okita.

[tigerinmyhand]

Taiga/Amber - Microwave

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When Taiga learns about microwaves for the first time in Muggle Studies, she's fascinated. Not for the revolutionary adaptations that Muggles have to make in order to survive without magic, but the spectacular potential for violence.

Some people just need to be microwaved. Take Amber. Taiga never talked to her much, but she heard Amber talk sometimes. How did she get to be a prefect, anyway? Taiga got bored one day and tried to set her hair on fire...but she missed and got a portrait. Deeeeetention.

That detention could have been avoided if she had a giant microwave. Just saying.

[burple_nurples]

8D