april 13th

[iseyce]

there are few things so satisfying as contacting ones phone company, and telling them, in so many words, to 'catch a boat to fuckoffity land' (as some would say)

604-job-sec1 is available now, if anyone wishes to impersonate me.
for the new one, i m me

Comments

[robynann]

Oh my god, fairy princess, I love your phone so much, but not as much as the term 'fuckoffity land'.