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[ishades]

ok so is the soap opera done with
seriously who the fuck signed me up for the part
and wheres my compensation
and my award
ive got my speech all written out here hold on
ok
not gonna thank the academy they can suck my prepubescent throbbing pink dachshund its your guys fault that i got punched in the face
but i did get a good crack or two so i guess youre

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Text; Flighty Broad Jack!

[oglogoth]

Goodness me, where do I even start?
First of all, I find it absolutely hilarious how you somehow have come to the delusional idea that you could possibly turn John homosexual, Eridan.
So much so that I actually invite you to try.
I may even contain my laughter when you fail miserably, but make no promises.
Secondly, he really does not need a kismesis.
Nor, am I guessing, is he fond of the idea after the shape Dave came home in.
Nor is he capable. He really does not hate people like that.
...
Actually, unless one of you miraculously polymorphs into Betty Crocker, I doubt you would be capable of garnering his hate at all.
Perhaps annoyance. Maybe even mild disdain.
But hate?
I'm hard pressed to believe you could accomplish it.
No offense to you, Equius.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D--> None taken, Lavender Highb100d
D--> I'm not interested in John Highb100d in that way anyway
D--> He's my bro, and that's it

D--> However
D--> You must admit that it would be hilarious if these ruffians thought he and I were together in that way
D--> Can you imagine the screeching and flailing
D--> It would be a thing of beauty
D--> Perhaps you could assist me to setting up such a glorious prank

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[oglogoth]

Don't mind my intrusion.
I was mostly here to provoke Eridan and Karkat.
And you tempt me so, Equius.
Under normal circumstances, I would be more than happy to try and assist.
Because this involves Eridan and Karkat, however, and pranking them in such a brilliantly delightful manner, I am simply elated you would ask.
Please, inform me of what you had in mind, and how I may be of assistance.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D--> I haven't worked out all the logistics yet
D--> This is still in the think-pan storming stage
D--> But I think it could be quite amusing to broadcast something over the network that would imply John Highb100d and I were kismesises
D--> It would be even better if Dave Swag could be worked in somehow

D--> The difficulty, I feel
D--> Is going to come in convincing John Highb100d
D--> Perhaps you could work your feminine wiles on him
D--> Please, Lavender Highb100d
D--> For the most epic of pranks
D--> I need your assistance

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[oglogoth]

I am sure Dave would be more than willing to lend a hand, if you manage to find a use for him.
I will see what I am capable of, Equius.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D--> Thank you so much

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[yerawizarderri]

id take up such a fuckin challenge if i wwere indeed flushed for him
but im FUCKIN NOT
you need to get that through your fuckin head
i wwas merely sayin if i WWERE id do it
but im not so fuck off

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[oglogoth]

Hm, I don't remember claiming you were.
I simply thought your overconfidence in your ability to accomplish such a thing amusing.
Do all trolls have such a defensive streak?

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[yerawizarderri]

wwell wwhatevver just evveryone else is accusin me a it
figured youvve jumped on the fuckin idiot four wwheeled devvice as wwell
so wwhatevver fuck you