6th Mix- accidental video;

Jun 25, 2011 21:43

[ The feed starts rather shaky, mostly when Dave rolls over in his sleep to knock off whatever pinging noise that comes from... Whomever is bugging him this early in the morning. Just as he smacks the SFC, the video switches on. The focus is on a girl in the corner of the room, asleep on Dave’s dark red couch. ]

[ Stirring can be heard on the side, just as Dave rolls over and sits up. And everything seems peaceful and quiet until... ]

What the--

[ Violent shuffling, and Dave knocks the SFC off his side table. Still, the focus is on the unknown girl on the other side of the room, though the camera is turned sideways. ]

… A’ight, I’m gonna name the possibilities here and rule them out...

I got lucky, and some random asian chick showed up in my room or--

… Yeah that’s the only possibility I’m ruling out. Get up.

[ The first thought to enter Terezi’s head upon waking is not... whatever the heck happened to her while she was asleep. It was the fact that she fell asleep in the first place. She had paid a visit the coral just recently, so she shouldn’t have been tired...

Scarred eyes opened reflexively when he roused her from slumber, and her nose wiggled as it took in the scent of Dave’s delicious red couch. Well, she supposes if she should fall asleep anywhere it should be on sweet, wild cherry red upholstery. ]

Mm? What? Are you talking to yourself, Dave?

[ And then the scent of her own skin hits her. That, along with the strawberry-scented scarf around her neck, peach-scented blouse, and red-hot cherry pants. Oh. Oh.

Terezi’s eyes widen, and her expression says it all: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? ]

[ It doesn’t hit Dave until after Terezi opens her eyes that she’s just... Wait. Not a troll? What the fuck happened? ]

… Terezi?

[ This is when he immediately goes dumbfounded, and despite the poker face still in play (still half asleep seems to help that), He literally looks like the cool version of confused. Plus... It’s a damn good thing that his back is turned to the camera, because his face immediately goes flush. ]

Why are you suddenly pale as fuck and... Japanese? That’s Japanese, right?

[ That has to be Japanese. ]

Wai-- Fuck!

[ And que in the sudden burst of flames in his right hand, which not only takes Dave by surprise and causes him to jump, but lights a book on the desk on fire and causes panic. ]

What the shit?!

[ GENUINE SHOCK. Not just at Terezi’s own sudden and completely random transformation-- what the everloving fuck is this weird ketchup and mustard smelling contraption about her waist, by the way?-- but at the sudden burst of flames that erupt from Dave’s hand.

Gog, just... why is she human and why is shit on fire?! ]

[ Okay, panic doesn’t help much, but it’s not like he can’t with his room being threatened to burst into flames any moment. Dave grabs a bottle of water from the side table and empties it out quickly over the book, sliding it to the floor and stomping at it furiously to cease any other flame. He spits out a few more curse words before knocking the SFC over a third time, shutting off the feed. ]

[[ ooc: OKAY! So Terezi is now human, and swapped with the Kamen Rider series! So now she is super moe kickass motherfucker, while Dave is now a fire bender from Avatar! Have fun, bros. ]]

curse number 2

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