[ The feed starts rather shaky, mostly when Dave rolls over in his sleep to knock off whatever pinging noise that comes from... Whomever is bugging him this early in the morning. Just as he smacks the SFC, the video switches on. The focus is on a girl in the corner of the room, asleep on Dave’s dark red couch. ]
[ Stirring can be heard on the
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[ oh god did flames really burst out from his hands ]
And why do I smell so delicious?!
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... I'm going to make a really crazy assumption here and-- Don't freak out at this. This is majorly out of left-field but...
My hand just shot a fucking fireball.
[ His eyes shift over to Terezi. ]
And suddenly you're a super kawaii, moe, uguu Japanese chick with... A really ugly mantle piece thing the likeness of a chastity belt.
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So many things to freak out about, she can only get one out. ]
But how did you shoot fire?!
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Wow, look at me, making all the crackpot theories here.
[ Still staring at his hand. That was... Pretty fucking cool. Dave flings his hand back, then swings it forward again and-- Nothing. ]
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Quick, hold up two fingers, pucker your lips, and turn your feet in like a pigeon-- bird. Earth bird with it's toes turned together.
And say something ridiculously cute.
I don't care what it is. Go.
[ HE WANTS MORE FLAMES. DO IT. ]
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[oh my god who is this incredibly excited troll on your video feed Terezi]
You're Kiva!
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Also she still looks kind of panicked. ]
Who the heck are you and what's a Kiva?
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It's Wataru! I think I'm a troll now--it must be a curse for this week.
And, I'm normally Kiva! [Suddenly he cannot remember if she's ever seen him transform or not.] It's--it's the suit-thing that I wear to fight. It's what the belt is for.
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And once she's overcome a bit of her shock seeing him that way, ]
I still don't know what a Kiva is!
[ A brief pause. ]
You're a sea-dweller? [ Oh my god that is hilarious, Eridan is going to flip his shit! ]
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It's a curse!
[Sounding way too happy about this, yes.]
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I had no idea.
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[Sorry, dude, can't bring him down right now.]
You get to shoot fire now, Dave Swag! See? This curse is amazing!
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Man, I got to shoot fire once. It was more like a belch than anything impressive.
What's your gig, b100 bro? [ Yes, he pronounces it as "b one zero zero" bro ]
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[ She has a feeling she is going to be getting this reaction a lot. ]
We're fine! Nothing to smell here, move along!
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[ Good, now she doesn't have to worry about him accidentally, like, blowing them all up or something. ]
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