1. You're annoying. I'm sorry, but you are. You have no sense of personal space and I can't stand to be around you sometimes. You're a good person, but seriously, work on the annoying thing and we'll get along fine. Right now, I don't know where we stand.
2. You need to get your life in order. I understand the circumstances of where you are, but you're waiting far too long to deal with whatever it is you need to do. You're precious to me, and I don't want to see you have to struggle with things on top of everything else. Please, just work on it.
3. You're a bit of a hypocrite. I've noticed you hate when people hide their emotions, but you do the same thing, and get angry at me and others when we ask you what's wrong. If you hate it so much, then talk to us. Talk to me. I love you, and it hurts a lot to see you like this. Sometimes I can't stand it, and it makes me angry, even though I try my hardest to stay neutral.
4. Sometimes I feel we're not as close as we used to be. I know you have other friends, friends that you've known all your life, but I miss the old days where we used to be inseparable. We had fun, didn't we? And I know I still talk to you everyday, but the distance is still there... You probably don't realize it at all, and that's okay. I want you to be happy. And I hope you can't blame me for wanting you all to myself. I feel a little selfish, but I miss you. I'm probably freaking out for nothing, and you'll probably hang out with me sometime soon and it'll be like old times again, but for now this is how I feel, and I can't help that.
5. You. You, you, you. Oh, man, what can I say about you. You changed one day. I always knew you were a little on the strange side, and that you got pissy every now and then, but what you did to me was hurtful. And I tried to get you back, but you wouldn't have it. You wouldn't even acknowledge me let alone talk to me. I kept asking what I did wrong, but still you wouldn't respond. And you know what? I'm over you. You're a bitch, and I can say that now with no remorse. I didn't deserve that. I didn't deserve any of it, and I hope you can finally realize that you were wrong. And that one day, when you come up to me wanting to be friends again, wanting to make amends, you're gonna get a big "Fuck off". Because I deserve better. And I know that now.
6. I miss you. And I wish you would come back home. You were one of my best friends, and I don't say that about a lot of people. I don't call a lot of people "friends", let alone "best friends". You need to move back, like, right now. And I wish you were on better terms with her. Unless you are, I don't know. I haven't talked to you in forever. But I will see you soon and when I do, we'll catch up on old times. You'll always be precious to me, and I'll love you always.
7. I've had a crush on you since Freshman year, though I'm not sure if the feeling is still alive. Nevertheless, I still miss you and I wish you would come back and visit, just so I can talk to you again. You were so sweet and even though you had some rough edges, you were still perfect.
8. You've been my friend since I was 11. Even though I don't think you liked me very much back then because I was stupid and young, I know we're friends now. And there might be some things about me that still irk you, I'm not sure. There could be, since I don't think very highly of myself. But whatever. I can't wait until our paths cross. Because that day would be the day all of our online adventures will come alive, and I know we'll get along great. One of these days, it'll happen.
9. I'm not sure how I feel about you. We're newly friends, but your habits are weird, and I kind of wish you didn't get into all the things that you're into. But you're in a group that does it, and I can't exactly tell you to stop, since I don't know you well enough to give you caring advice like that. And a part of me wishes you didn't have a girlfriend. Even though I know that if you didn't, you probably wouldn't even consider me. But it would be nice to think about it and not feel guilty because of her. I don't see us ever getting together, because of you and because of me. But you're still a friend, and I'll have to get rid of these feelings soon. Otherwise, I know I'll end up hurting myself once again.
10. Oh, you. You, without a doubt, are my best friend in the entire world. Not one of them, you are the best. I love you with all my heart, and it hurts me like a thousand needles to see you suffering like this. I really wish things had been better for you. I really do. And you know that if anything happens where you just can't seem to deal, you're always welcome here. I have a space for you right next to me. You are my family and I can't see living without you. I love you so much.
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