And this is why bad porn is great.

[ishtar_vr]

"I came suddenly, a jolt that emptied my head like a spoon scraping the inside of a soft-boiled egg."

- The Kindly Ones, by Jonathan Littell

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Comments

[minitsu]

... That sounds painful.

[ishtar_vr]

It's liek totally a blend of pain and pleasure!

[wodhaund]

Brilliant.

[ishtar_vr]

I can only hope to write metaphors of that level someday ;_;

[dodgeroll]

I am unsure if I miss you and your bad porn quoting in chan or not, Ishy.

[ishtar_vr]

Of course you do. That's why I'm making up for it a little!

[angeling]

Like... a spoon... scraping the inside of a soft-boiled egg.

[ishtar_vr]

Sexy, huh? good thing I hardly ever have soft-boiled eggs

[sheofathousand]

hell, send me back to secks 101.

[ishtar_vr]

At least now you know you still have much to learn.

[sheofathousand]

i am rejoicing at the possibility of learning from mr. condom!!!