Ever get the feeling that vegetarians consider themselves morally superior to you? Like they think that not eating meat makes them so special that their shit doesn't stink? As if when someone stops eating meat, they suddenly become holy and dignified and it excuses them for the years of inconvenience and frustration they inevitably inflict upon ( Read more... )

Once ruled, now sucks the jizeeeey. Yeah i once had a liking for this old piece of shit, after the first OMG and LOL, i wanted to chizzle my eye balls out with knife. If your conversation has more acronyms than words, you know you got a fucking problem. If you spend more day sitting in your ass while typing away, your shit is wasting my air ( Read more... )

How is it that the people who answer online personality tests the most usually have the least personality? Not that taking online personality tests are a waste of time; they're right up there with slamming your dick in the door on the productivity scale. I don't know why these tests are becoming so popular lately. The questions are usually about ( Read more... )

I'm sick of Florida. It seems like only last week when Florida was in the spotlight again with that little shit Elian Gonzalez... who cares? Really, nobody cares about Florida or its shitty orange juice. Everyone in Florida is old and should be shot. How the hell can people mess up their votes so bad? The ballot couldn't possibly be any more ( Read more... )

and you, in my bed now.

merry christmas guys

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up ( Read more... )

bleh im not mad, just cranky. i hate people that promise me crap and never follow through. how many of you can i call real friends? lick my balls. period.