The Middleton Legacies 1.1
The Middleton Legacies
1.1
Previously
[1.0] [ Disclaimer]
It all starts the happy day Helene and Colter decided to tie the knot ...
I know it's not a traditional wedding dress, but I couldn't be bothered downloading custom wedding gowns.
First night; candles and roses. What could possibly go wrong?
Helene: Not tonight, honey; I'm tired.
Helene still can't believe she's married.
It was only a matter of time before Helene started showing. Noticeably.
Eh. I'm still hot.
I wish my bathers accustomed itself to the shape of my body like that.
9 sim months later and baby Daniel pops out. Except I'll fast forward to Toddler Daniel since I never took any baby pics.
Butler: Yo watchoo lookin at?! Punk ass better not mess wit mah lil' man here!
The butler's taken a special liking to Daniel. The annoying part is when he always, always takes Daniel off the high chair before Helene/Colter has the chance to feed him.
Daniel tries his hand at eating. Literally.
I wuv you Mr Huggleswof ...
No, not there, Daniel.
Not that one, either ...
Erm ... close.
Me no like game!
So Daddy comes home from work, and ...
Who is this Korean boyband wannabe and what has he done to my hubby?!
I hate it how they feel the need to change his hairstyle for work. He's a businessman for God's sake, not a pop star!
Meanwhile, the carpool drops Helene home.
Great park job.
Shut up, I'm a superstar actress.
Being the awesome mother that she is, she immediately goes off to teach Daniel his first words.
Helene: Noooo ... ex - fo - li - ate! It's not that hard! God, whose child are you?!
Photoception.
While Mum's teaching Daniel how to talk, Colter's out partying.
Although, in all fairness, it's not much of a party ... (i-_- )
Next time: Public streaking and glitches galore! Will Colter settle down his party-animal trait enough to teach his son a few things? Will Daniel's place as heir remain uncontested?