On a zombie hunt

[island_hitman]

I wake up this morning, and there are zombies everywhere. The living dead. Shambling corpses that hunger for living human flesh. How did they get in? They pose a threat. They must be eliminated. As a son of my father, it is my duty to see that the dead are taken to the underworld where they belong. I believe it's time to put my training to good use

Comments

[ecstaticfear]

... Kite-kun, my father sent those to help us with our chores. They're not a threat.

[island_hitman]

Aren't they though. The dead should stay dead. What if it was you. You're peacefully enjoying your afterlife and suddenly you get dragged back to the realm of the living and told to do laundry. I'm doing them a favor. I'm sending them back where they belong.

[ecstaticfear]

You're just going to make Hades mad, that's all you're going to do.

[island_hitman]

By doing what my dad does all the time. A plague of zombies is never a good thing. But when one of them starts eating you, don't come crying to me. I'll be busy.

[basileus_a]

It's a pitiable thing, is it not? On one hand, it would be a disservice to allow them to continue existing. On the other hand, Hades.