a war I'm NOT fighting

[island_hitman]

It seems my brother has declared a snow war. As much as I love to fight, there is no way I'm going to go out in the cold and throw snow at people. Anyone who throws snow at me be warned: I will dodge it and I WILL come after you. That is all

Comments

[kaminokusaki]

What if you had a snowball cannon? You could position yourself inside your cabin and shoot the snowballs out of the window at the idiots people who walk by your cabin.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[island_hitman]

Maybe I can get the Hephaestus kids to make one for me.

[hengen_jizai]

why do you have to be so scary

But it's fun! You get to come back and warm up with hot cocoa afterwards!

[ooc:strikes very gone >.>]

[island_hitman]

It's not fun. It's insane. I'll just have the cocoa and not deal with the snow part.

[hengen_jizai]

Have you ever tried it before?

[island_hitman]

I don't have to try something to know it's crazy.

[applestocacti]

That suggests it might be rather easy to lure you into a this particular fight, Kite-kun.

[island_hitman]

Only it won't be with snow I'd be hitting people with, but fists.

[spawnofpluto]

...Boss, why are you giving people a reason to do exactly what you don't want? Are you secretly wanting that to happen? You know, you can tell me if you do actually love cold shit. I won't fault you for it. ...Well, not a whole lot, anyway.

[island_hitman]

Shut the hell up , Hiroshi. Or I'll shove snow down your pants.

[spawnofpluto]

Kinky~! ♥ But I think I'll pass on that offer. I'm not a fan of shrinkage.

[island_hitman]

You know you would enjoy it, you twisted bastard.