A polar bear?

[island_hitman]

I leave for the jungle Sunday. It seems the best time to start. Enough time to cook and prepare what I need for quick travel. Epspecially this guy.

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[wildlionchef]

What's the tag for?

[island_hitman]

I put it there. It's the date and time I bagged this trophy. Like fishermen do with the bass they put on display.

[wildlionchef]

...But if you were going to make it a carpet, why not have the tag elsewhere?

[island_hitman]

Eventually, I'll sew it into it. This was just the first picture I took of him.

[demon_muga]

[OOC: LOL!! I LOVE the Lost reference!]

[island_hitman]

ooc: eventually I had to do it!!!! So there it is.

[awesome_momo]

Stupid.

There are no polar bears on this island.

[island_hitman]

So you say. Then how do you explain my new rug...

and this

[awesome_momo]

Photoshopped.

[island_hitman]

I only have a cell phone. You can't photoshop on a cell phone.

[dataman_cometh]

Aahh, so finally we've encountered one. The Solar Bear. So called because they are genetically identical to a Polar Bear, except they do not inhabit polar regions, and in fact prefer warm weather. Excellent. May I take data from your trophy?

[ooc: Inui knows it's a fake, but he loves this kind of game and wants to help Kite troll the others]

[island_hitman]

A solar bear? I see. Thank you for the taxonomic correction. Of course you can take data off of it. For starters, it tastes nothing like chicken.

[dataman_cometh]

It doesn't taste like chicken? That is a surprise. I'm sure you are aware that it is common knowledge that polar bears do, in fact, taste like chicken. It must be something to do with the varied diet a Solar Bear inhabiting this island might enjoy. How does it taste? Perhaps similar to how we survivors might taste after consuming the plants and animals native to the island.

[island_hitman]

No. It tastes a little like beef, only more gamey. I don't know if it's similiar. I'll have to eat someone and tell you.

[soundpost]

Oh wow, a polar solar(...?) bear. I never knew one existed. That you were able to take down a full grown bear by yourself, that's amazing.

[island_hitman]

Yes. Inui says it's a Solar Bear. He was a hard fight, but worth it.

[soundpost]

You don't think there are any more of them, do you? White fur doesn't do well for camouflage in the dark jungle, but in the sand dunes... Or was it very deep in the jungle? Hiyoshi threatened my life that I never step foot in there ):

[island_hitman]

Listen to Hiyoshi. You don't want to go out there.