I'm not as think as you drink I is.

[island_hitman]

I HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!! I GOT INTO YUKIMURA'S PANTS AFTER GETTING HIM DRUUUNK!!

Comments

[kawaiiyukarin]

Being lonely is understandable, Kite-san. I mean, I'm pretty lonely too. My brother is busy with his boy-toy and even the people here that I know aren't really from my group of friends.

Congratulations on getting some, though?

private to Yukari

[island_hitman]

Except it's not supposed to be. I'm a loner. I choose to stay out in the jungle for that reason. The only thing I have in common with most of those on the beach is that at one point we played tennis.

We'll see if the effort to write that pays off elsewhere.

[revolutionbegun]

What.

[island_hitman]

You HEARD me PIYO!! I'll kick your ASS!!

[revolutionbegun]

Like hell you would. I'd bet you can't even touch it without falling over.

How many bottles?

[island_hitman]

You want to think that. But I can.

Lets see. Rum. Tequilla...some whiskey. Three...no...Four...

[empereor]

Why don't you sober up first? You sound like the drunkards I've had to pull out of car wrecks before.

[island_hitman]

I'm AM sober...mostly. And not in a car. Plus I've always wanted to try Zui Quan.

[ooc: we'd know it as Drunken Boxing...or Drunk Fist]

[empereor]

Ah. The real essence of Zui Quan. But that doesn't mean you'd injure yourself any worse than if you *had* been in a car wreck.

[island_hitman]

You think you can but I think I'd hurt you just as badly. So maybe I'll learn Zui Quan on my own time then. It'll be helpful for the bars back home in Okinawa.

[sleep_genius]

(ooc: Jirou is now trying to think of other nice things to do for Kite. He has a soft spot for misunderstood buchous!

Don't worry, he already ruled out decorating Kite's treehouse with flowers!)