Quotes from tonight's barbershop chorus rehearsal

[island_usurper]

"When you take lessons from these high-educations types, they say stuff like 'Tighten your diaphram,' which you can't really do because it's an involuntary muscle. 'Diaphram' is a code-word for 'sphincter'. They don't want to say 'sphincter' because they're afraid people will laugh at them when they say it. I don't care if people laugh at me

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[pusherofsquares]

You have to rehearse to sell carpet?

[island_usurper]

Hush, you.

[14_6_10]

Aw, he changed it!

[island_usurper]

With this fancy-shmancy edit feature, it's like I don't ever make mistakes!