Kind of creepy

[island_usurper]

I'm developing super powers. Some of you already know about the way I can fix computers with my mere presence. It'd be good if it worked more often. But it seems I've gained the ability to detect daddy-eye-twinkles. Twice within the past week, I've had friends reveal to me that their wives are pregnant, when just a little while before I had had

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[wingdgrashopper]

lol now that's an interesting super power. so what do you see in my future?

[steinygees]

i hope your idea of "discreetly" doesn't involve hidden cameras

[mikeyb3883]

Wait, I have noticed that Lyle has received a lot of shipments of AV equipment the last couple of months, and then he disappears for a few hours. Hmmm.

[14_6_10]

Oh, he's probably just installing cameras inside your toilet...

That's right; think about it.